'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here! | FerrariChat

'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by PeterS, Jul 16, 2007.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. PeterS

    PeterS Four Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 24, 2003
    47,933
    Goodyear, AZ
    Full Name:
    PeterS
    Aside from the average things like peeing on the toilet seat and shooting whipped cream in your mounth from the can, fess up here on all the crap you do that a woman would NEVER do or let you get away with if caught! I'll start:

    Sometimes if I'm too lazy to empty the clean dishwasher and have 4-5 dirty plates, I'll thorw the dirty items in the dishwasher and start a new cleaning cycle!

    Add yours!
     
  2. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,174
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap
    I masturbate...................constantly. :p:p:p
     
  3. PeterS

    PeterS Four Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 24, 2003
    47,933
    Goodyear, AZ
    Full Name:
    PeterS
    I should of added that along with peeing on the toilet seat:D
     
  4. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,174
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap


    Maybe you should have.......;);):eek::eek:
     
  5. netfreak

    netfreak Karting

    Jul 16, 2005
    135
    BC, Canada
    Full Name:
    Paul Lezica
    I walk around in my house with no shirt or pants. Try finding a women who does that! If you do, kindly message me her number.
     
  6. Razzer92

    Razzer92 F1 Rookie

    Aug 4, 2006
    4,496
    how come you never go to the British Columbia Thread, you should go on there.
     
  7. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,174
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap
    #7 PAP 348, Jul 16, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017


    PM sent.....;);)
    Mind you, she's not the prettiest woman I know. :):)
    Here is a recent pic of her.......
    Image Unavailable, Please Login
     
  8. Remy Zero

    Remy Zero Two Time F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2005
    23,319
    KL, Malaysia
    Full Name:
    MC Cool Breeze
    HOLY....i have no comments Pap! how do u get to know this kinda unique individuals? :D:D
     
  9. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,174
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap


    I seem to attract all the weirdo's.........:(:(
     
  10. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Oct 31, 2003
    29,139
    Google Maps
    Full Name:
    DrS
    I enlisted in the USMC at 28 years old.


    Beat that.
     
  11. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    I joined the Marines when I was 8 yrs old, fought in Kosovo at 9 yrs old, and lost some limbs in Somalia.
     
  12. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,174
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap
    #12 PAP 348, Jul 16, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017

    ......:eek::eek:
    Image Unavailable, Please Login
     
  13. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Oct 31, 2003
    29,139
    Google Maps
    Full Name:
    DrS
    We're waiting on you, Noah! You would loose about 100lbs in boot camp and quit living under my protection but start providing some yourself.
     
  14. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    I'm quite happy with the way you guys do your jobs. I'm quite content with being a *****.
     
  15. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Dec 7, 2003
    22,179
    Full Name:
    C9H8O4
    I flip up the toilet seat ever time I pass by it even if I don't need to use it, and reverse the roll direction of the toilet paper.
     
  16. quartermaster

    quartermaster Formula 3

    Sep 11, 2005
    1,826

    1) I seldom eat salads;
    2) I drink about 5-6 beers a day.
    3) I piss on the lawn.

    Most women won't do that stuff, thank God.
     
  17. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    your a good man, pap
     
  18. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    good thread !!!!!!!!

    i pee in the shower every morning.
     
  19. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    hey keith !!!!!!!!! glad to see your around !! knock up yoour dog yet ??
     
  20. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    enjoy the smell of my own stench that blows outa my butt
     
  21. PeterS

    PeterS Four Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 24, 2003
    47,933
    Goodyear, AZ
    Full Name:
    PeterS
    And women don't? Now if you pee'd in the shower without being the first one in the house to take a shower, I'd laugh my ass off!
     
  22. quartermaster

    quartermaster Formula 3

    Sep 11, 2005
    1,826
    #22 quartermaster, Jul 16, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
    No, I haven't tried, though she is rather alluring...don't you think?
    Image Unavailable, Please Login
     
  23. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    ive peed in the kitchen sink quite a few times [ seriously ]
     
  24. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    the only thing muttley needs is some implants
     
  25. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    60,788
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Beat this......beat that....... No one ever wins these things! ;)
     

Share This Page