Back from Ban: Tips to survival?

Welcome Back. Always tell the truth. Respect others, do not brag and be thankful for what you have. If you do that you should be fine.

 

What did you do?

Ok..

Now don't do it again!

 

Well for one try not to be a ****, don't talk **** about women, don't insult anyone, and don't post ****ty pictures of boobs and *****..

that oughta do it

 

Don't pop up on threads telling people that your dad is going to buy their car (when he isn't), or telling us your dad just bought a car (that he didn't), or that your dad has a car (that he doesn't). It makes your dad look bad, makes you look bad, and worst of all wastes other peoples' precious time. The lying got you hammered twice, and will get you banned again if you start.

You don't have to try that hard here. Just relax, read a LOT more than you speak, and only post when you have something constructive to add to the conversation. Remember, YOU are the one joining the community, not your dad. We don't want to hear about your dad. We want to hear about you.

Welcome back....for as long as you're here

 

I'd start by avoiding posts like those.

Oh, and use SPELL CHECK..

Being an out of control bragging 14 year old is not going to win you friends, or keep you here.

Being a respectful, circumspect 14 year old MIGHT just get you to the end of the week.

You asked for advice, there it is.

DM

 

1. Stop living vicariously through your father. When you're about to write a post (or any sentence, phrase, psalm, limerick or proverb) that begins with: "my dad....", STOP!!!

2. Refrain from any pompous rhetoric, insulting or bragging.

3. Modify your profile so that it is accurate. DO NOT under "cars owned or previous cars owned" list any cars that your mom and dad own. YOU DO NOT OWN THESE CARS.....your PARENTS own them. List the cars that YOU own(ed). For futher clarification, please refer to point number 1.

EDIT: Damn Dave...you beat me to it!!!!

 

Sorry Bern..

Hey love the avatar. Have you actually seen the movie?

Sat through the early show with 4,000 screaming 7 year olds (and no parents, or at least it seemed like that) Saturday and still enjoyed it.

DM

 

It is great that you've asked the question.

Try not to use the "p-word" in posts (5 letters long, rhymes with "trick").

Your profile mentions "student", what level BTW?

Also, you might want to think about using a spell checker (I think Firefox has one built-in now), e.g. in your profile "amature" should be spelled "amateur". Misspelled words won't get you banned but helps with the overall effectiveness of your posts.

 

I'm going this Friday with the Mrs. Perhaps there might be less screaming 7 year olds at the 9:30 PM showing.

 

Man, mad props.

I've tried to get banned on every forum I'm on and it's not working!!

 

Did anyone mention the rule that he has to mail $25 to Darth?

 

Oh, please elaborate. I must have missed that fiasco.

 

Your crazy!!!!!!!!!!
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Better mail me too , otherwise...............
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Welcome back btw Vik.

 

It's actually pretty easy to do here.

Perma ban:

Step 1. Get a second user ID here
Step 2. Repeat step one until a mod notices
Step 3. Banned for life

Temp Ban:

Step 1. Learn how to circumvent the filters here
Step 2. Post any of these words **** ******* ***** **** ******
Step 3. Hit the "!" on yourself and wait for the ban.

That should do it for you.

DM

 

Nice list Dave

However I think you left one out......

Bashed ban:
Step 1. Sleep with the Site Owners/Mods wife

Few.........Counts me out, I'm still a virgin

 

Actually, that one will get you a visit from our own special group of mods...
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...and never ever wear this kind of shirts!!!!!!

Ciao!
Walter

 

post naked pics of chicks with big fake bolt ons.
abuse the hell outa peterS
date noah and bring barbed wire
always tell pap hes a good man
post more naked pics of fake cans
visit quartermaster and give report

 

...what ever you do, don`t pick on lawyers or self-agrandising dolts with their hands wrist deep in daddy`s check book. They will cry to a mod. like the punks they are. OOPS..... here comes one now.

 

Your a good man too Lamour

 

I've never been banned on any forums. Is it really that hard to not get banned?

 

Duly noted