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  1. Parikh1234

    Parikh1234 F1 Rookie BANNED

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    Parikh1234, Aug 2, 2007
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  2. Cinna

    Cinna Karting

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    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
     
    Cinna, Aug 3, 2007
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  3. Kieran

    Kieran F1 Rookie

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    Chuck Norris can believe it's butter.
     
    Kieran, Aug 3, 2007
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  4. PaulK

    PaulK F1 Rookie Silver Subscribed

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    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
     
    PaulK, Aug 3, 2007
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  5. Speedracer38

    Speedracer38 F1 Veteran

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    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
     
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    Cscat87 Formula 3

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    There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
     
    Cscat87, Aug 3, 2007
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  7. LaBull

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    Shivam loves Chuck Norris along with many other men.
     
    LaBull, Aug 3, 2007
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  8. Cscat87

    Cscat87 Formula 3

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    lmao, I thought Fchat was 'don't ask don't tell'
     
    Cscat87, Aug 3, 2007
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    Every night before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


    Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. The grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.


    Every April 15th, Chuck Norris just sends in a blank 1040 IRS form, along with a picture of himself crouched ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.
     
    HUTCH91TR, Aug 3, 2007
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  10. LaBull

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    Thats because in Fchat land it's looked down upon to be straight. Come on Clyde...I know you are with me.
    Clyde was the only ferrari owner/fan pimpin women at the Montreal GP.
     
    LaBull, Aug 3, 2007
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  11. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    I can not tell a lie. They were rentals :)
     
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  12. mclc26

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    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
     
    mclc26, Aug 5, 2007
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  13. Nabbs

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    Chuck Norris invented the Mitsubishi Evo as a way for young men afraid to come out of the closet to tell their friends and families they are gay (not that there is anything wrong with it). Now thanks to Chuck's invention thousands of young men can tell the world their sexual orientation without uttering a word...
     
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  14. rubberninja

    rubberninja Karting

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    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
     
    rubberninja, Aug 5, 2007
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  15. NYCFERRARIS

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    quoted me nearly $2,000. from LA to NYC for my new ride....more than double any other quote.
     
    NYCFERRARIS, Aug 6, 2007
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  16. Parikh1234

    Parikh1234 F1 Rookie BANNED

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    mine wasnt bad, i got shipping from dallas to NJ, enclosed, guaranteed delivery date for 1500.
     
    Parikh1234, Aug 6, 2007
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