1) Be honest; Tell the interviewer that you see this job as temporary, until that nigerian guy who emailed you deposits the $50million in your bank account 2) Use your ingenuity; If you pass gas during your interview, blame it on the secretary 3) Show that you are a family man; If any of the interview questions stumps you, feel free to phone your mother 4) Be gracious; Always compliment lady executives on the size of their breasts 5) Do your homework; Research your potential boss by staking out his house in an unmarked van at least two weeks before the interview 6) Be resourceful; If your shirst has a stain on it, draw attention away from it by leaving your fly open 7) Be original; Your interviewer is probably sian of seeing so many people in suits and ties, so they are bound to find a guy in a t-shirt, shorts and slippers refreshing 8) Be considerate; If you are wearing slippers, maybe also wear socks to muffle the sound abit 9) Be thoughtful; Leave your interviewer a thank you card with a small gift enclosed, such as a wallet sized rectangular portrait of the late President Yusof Ishak
Told you guys not to play in the dark! See now all the confusion, neber mind we will sought it out, just have to see who is walking funny this week!
Aiyah the more info i get hor, the more sianzz i become..three interviews?? WTF. Plus what the bloddy hell am i supposed to say abount myself for 15mins? Guys what can i say abt myself? Ur hi...i am hunsup, i like porn, i live in f-chat, my hobbies are reading sex stories, playing with fong, slacking with rara, humping phil's car when he is not looking, admiring lung and jon, chao keng with tiong and his beer sessions, talking dirty with wankerhock, waiting to be fed, making obscene gestures out of room window...
For those with sea-legs... stay tuned.. Riva is heading our way "Story Building on a legend In 1842, Pietro Riva traveled from Laglio, on the banks of Lake Como, Italy to Sarnico, on Lake Iseo, to fix a series of storm damaged boats that everybody else had given up on. A daunting feat, but Pietro was up to the task. Soon, he was attracting attention as a miracle worker. But with his talents, he didn't want to just put boats back together - he wanted to build boats that nobody had ever seen before. Build them he did and Riva's rich heritage was officially launched. In the 1880's Ernesto Riva, one of Pietro's sons, took over the Riva yard. While maintaining the tradition of impeccable quality and craftsmanship, he added another dimension to the Riva product: innovation. He began by fitting piston engines to his boats for the first time and built boats to carry passengers and cargo. It was Serafino Riva's turn at the helm next. Under his direction, he stopped producing passengers and cargo boats, launching Riva into the embryonic power racing boating scene. On the deck of his beloved racing boat, he was able, in 1912, to achieve a speed of 24 km per hour. Serafino's competitive ambitions drove Riva to a series of successes in national and international motor boating competitions between the first and second world wars. Not content to remain solely in this role, Riva increased its line to include boats built for pleasure as well. It was to be still, another turning point. By the 1950s, the Riva name, under the leadership of Carlo Riva, became a worldwide symbol of quality, elegance, speed and status. With Riva's uncompromising quality and superior materials, this renowned name became the only choice of kings and queens, emperors, princess and sultans, actors and sportsmen, matinee idols, the international jet set and business tycoons worldwide. Famous names included Brigitte Bardot, Richard Burton, Sophia Loren, Prince Ranier, Aristotle Onassis, Peter Sellers and many others of equal stature. Today, celebrities, well-known businessmen, entrepreneurs, fashion stylists and the jet set are still unable to resist the magnetism of a Riva. If you can afford the best, why not experience the best. "
Where is everybody ah? busy making money hor.... Aiyah let me liven things up a little...this is what i call drumming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGtwFuxh54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqAlFsv1d8E at 1.58 mins the video actually made me tear...i felt emotional i wonder why. Phwaaa
Preak, did you send me a virus? There's an attached file "enhancing relationship.pps" & your email came with nothing but lots of trash texts.
You selling boats now? Too bad, we don't have waterfront living like Venice or I'd buy one of those shiny wooden boats provided I can afford those houses! Wanted to visit u yesterday but rain kept me away. Is the GT still there?
No lah pps file is powerpoint presentation, use powerpoint to open it. KDK got virus on body no virus on computer
