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A Joke With A Ferrari In It

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  1. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
    period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
    and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
    pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that
    did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and
    makes a call.

    Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A
    mature and distinguished man with g ray hair and impeccably dressed
    in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
    house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
    and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
    problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
    but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your
    daughter for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
    house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a
    $2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $4,000,000 b ank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
    $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

    "You f**k her again."
     
  2. rollsorferrari?

    rollsorferrari? F1 Veteran

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    haha, that's pretty good
     
  3. Remy Zero

    Remy Zero Two Time F1 World Champ

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    old stuff, but what the heck ;)
     
  4. rollsorferrari?

    rollsorferrari? F1 Veteran

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    i came into this thread expecting to see one i'd heard before, but i was pleasantly surprised...
     
  5. kwiker

    kwiker Karting

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    ^^^^^Yeah, i think there are a couple variations of this joke floating around, i laughed again though...thanks.
     
  6. jorge.rios

    jorge.rios F1 World Champ
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    Hahaha very cool joke..:D:D:D
     

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