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  1. rivee

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    #1 rivee, Nov 29, 2007
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    Going in for the 'ol snippy snip this morning. I'm a little nervous about this. Anything to be worried about? How long of a recovery time is it? How long before junior can get back to his regularly scheduled duties without fear of screwing up the procedure?

    This new procedure doesn't involve an incision anymore. They simply go in with a small needle like instrument without making a slice on your nutsack. The visual image I'm getting is still a little scary though.
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  2. REMIX

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    #2 REMIX, Nov 29, 2007
    Let me know how it goes. Thinking about it myself. Cost? Pain? Recovery? How long til effective?

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    #3 BT, Nov 29, 2007
    It is great. Tell the wife that it improves flavor! Also, tell her that to make sure you are clear you need a BJ every day for about 8 weeks. I did the old procedure with full anesthesia about 7 years ago. It was a nice peaceful nap with some soreness for about three days. I travelled to upstate NY two days later with no problems. My friend did get a staph infection that nearly killed him, but that is just due to bad sanitary practices AFAIK (drity knife). Play the sympathy card to the fullest, no worries.
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  4. TexasF355F1

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    #4 TexasF355F1, Nov 29, 2007
    Assuming you're married, it won't be hard to sustain from sex for the 6 weeks or whatever it is. lol.
     
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    #5 sparta49, Nov 29, 2007
    Anyone who tells you it is painless is full of ****. Misery loves company. I told the doc that I didn't think the pill he gave me to take before I went in was having any effect. I guess he didn't believe me because he started anyway. The best way I can descibe the pain is having your nuts put in a vise. I won't say it is the worst pain anyone has to endure but I will say it is the worst pain I have endured. I also had swelling problems after but that is because I couldn't stick to the plan for the weekend of sitting with icebags for three days. I ended up sitting up at the hospital the next night until 4 in the morning with my great aunt who passed away and then had to go around planning the funeral and serve as a pallbearer 2 days later so, I recommend sitting for a min of 3 days afterwards with ice bags between your legs and don't move around.
     
  6. rivee

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    #6 rivee, Nov 29, 2007
    LOL, getting divorced. Why else would I go through all this?

    When I was married she use to use the excuse of her getting pregnant to turn me down. Every time I wanted to knock off a little, she mysteriously had just started her period. Also, now that I'm single again, all I need is to have to send another beyoch a monthly support check. Yeouch!!

    What would be a dirty little trick is to be with a chick that really wants kids and not tell her you had a vasectomy. You tell her "We better get after it if you want to have kids". Then watch her get pregnant and try to come after you for child support payments.

    Life is good & getting better and better.
     
  7. PeterS

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    #7 PeterS, Nov 29, 2007
    There is NO doctor on God's green earth that's gonna go at 'My Boys' with a needle wile I'm awake! No way! Put me out, then OK, but not while I'm awake to watch it all! Ya, call me a puzzie!
     
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    #8 TexasF355F1, Nov 29, 2007
    Sorry about the divorce.

    I see what your thinking is. Gonna start racking up those numbers....;) Should we start a tally board for you?
     
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    #10 rivee, Nov 29, 2007
    Well, just got back from the Dr.'s office and they didn't do it. This was just a consultation. WTF! Now scheduled for tomorrow morning. Guess they do this to make sure you're ready to go ahead with the procedure. I told him that at 53 I'm not going to go out and start a family or anything and end up having to pay child support all over again.

    Man, i was all ready to go. Scrubbed my nut sack real good this morning to avoid any possible infection problems. One positive thing this morning. He gave me some Viagra samples. WOHOO!! Time to reintroduce myself to sildenafil citrate.
     
  11. PeterS

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    #11 PeterS, Nov 29, 2007
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    Did ya shave too? If not, some fat nurse will do it for you!....................................Or...............Maybe you will get lucky!
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    #12 rivee, Nov 29, 2007
    Give me a couple of weeks after the procedure to make sure all the polywogs are gone then I'll be ready to start that tally board.

    Then I can't wait for some chick to tell me she's pregnant and says I'm the father. HA!
     
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    #14 rivee, Nov 29, 2007
    No such luck, at least what I saw in the office this morning. A couple of granny's working as nurses. I think I'll shave myself thank you.
     
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    #15 PeterS, Nov 29, 2007
    Ya know you will have to go BACK to the Doc's office to give him a 'Post Snip' sample!
     
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    #16 BT, Nov 29, 2007
    Use some nair. Smells bad, but oh how smooth! Tried Viagra once for fun, no difference here, gave the rest to a friend who thinks it is great...
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    #17 idloveaguinness, Nov 29, 2007
    Not actually supposed to prep with a razor for hair removal.....clippers are standard these days as that's been linked to fewer infections (razor 'scraping' action irritates skin and that rash area is more prone to bacteria getting inside, expecially in areas with lots of 'folds'). Don't do anything they didn't tell you to, and just use a bar of soap, liberally, on your 'bits and pieces' just before leaving home.
     
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    #18 TexasF355F1, Nov 29, 2007
    ARE YOU CRAZY!!!

    Nair will burn the major **** out of your sack. I've never been dumb enough to try it. But a few friends that have. They said they ran all over the house butt-ass naked screaming in agony.

    I use the Fusion Power once a week. Gotta keep a tidy house, also keeps it cooler since it's hot in Texas. Too much info, but this thread has already gone there....lol :D
     
  19. BT

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    Your friends are wimps! Maybe I got a special variety, but no burning here...
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    #20 tjacoby, Nov 29, 2007
    10 minutes of agony on the table (apparently some old scar tissue - wtf?) - and then a complete non-issue. Shoulda done it years earlier (now 43 - did it 4-5 years ago).

    Colleague had bad swelling and got pills that fixed it in a hurry.

    highly recommended.

    Be warned though - they do fail. a neighbor of my folks had a Vasectomy surprise show up last month.
     
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    #22 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2007
    Riv, I take it you're not a DIY type guy.
     
  23. BT

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    #23 BT, Nov 29, 2007
    That looks like my friend Tyson Vilwok doing his lip sync to Frank Zappa's "Why does it hurt when I pee" from the famous album Joe's Garage....
    Honest.
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    #24 285ferrari, Nov 29, 2007
    Had mine done about 6 years ago-after 2 kids, then came the divorce.--Real fun blowing a load in a cup and taking the sample back afterwards. I had to do it about a month after and then 3 months after to make sure... Of course now the new girlfriend of 5 years wants kids---yea right!!!
     
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    #25 PeterS, Nov 29, 2007
    Just have a trusted friend do the job....Hell, she may even let you watch:D
     
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