Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up.........

Apparently stupid runs in her family like water down the mighty Mississippi..............Linky Clicky

 

Do any of these stories really surprise anyone?

 

I was hoping she would at least wait 'til she could vote.

 

Apparently her sister is getting married again! There is no end to this retard zoo!

 

wow I didnt care enough to finish watching the video... idiots

 

Neither did I.

 

you can take the girls out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girls, still trailer trash imo.

Most girls that get knocked up in Louisiana give the kids to their parents and pretend to be their kids older siblings, sad but true I know of 4 girls in La(23-24 years old)and have kids ranging from 9 months- 6 years and all their kids think their moms are older sisters......16-17 is the normal age to get knocked up and 19 is considered a late bloomer.

 

...too bad the North didn't have nukes during the civil war.

 

LOL

 

hahaha Oh crap, what an idiot.

I like this quote...

"Zoey 101," has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.


So a couple of years theyve dated each other, ha, how they try to make it so innocent.

 

Hopefully, Viacom will do the right thing by firing this kid.

 

Yup, I love it.

What's really amazing to me is how she expresses such surprise at this. Duh. Jimmy-hats, kids! I'm 33, and I've been using them since I was 14! I have no kids! That's no accident.

 

Probably. I doubt they can work a pregnant "Zoey" into the script.

 

I came back from skydiving all day completely exhausted, checked the news and saw this story, it made me laugh extremely hard. And to think that her mother has written a book on how to raise kids.

 

That was my first thought as well....

 

I get it now!

These Disney channel stars know after they get too old, Disney won't want them. So, what do they do to get attention? Hey, why not get knocked up, caught naked, or caught with drugs.
God, Hollywood teens are retards. Seems Hilary Duff is the only one who can remain clean.

 

I said it about Britney, I guess I should say it about her. She's starting to be a real Kentwood girl now.

 

I think you just jinxed her.

 

i hope nick pulls her off the air. they're cleaning up baseball, may as well clean up hollywood as well. i can tell you how we can begin right now: stop covering these people! i can't believe i pull up msnbc, or the newspaper, and it seems like there's always a cover story about paris hilton, lindsay lohan or britney, my god, what has this world come to?

 

+1
I think Jamie's agent probably told them the best bet would to go the "making her look innocent/this is a happy time for a 16 year old" approach.

Well there still is Duff. Let's hope she just doesnt get skinnier.

 

Child stars are expendable, there are plenty more that want a shot at their own show. Nothing new, if she does get fired watch her mother throw in a lawsuit. What I'm wondering the kid the knocked her up is he older than her & depending on the state could this constitute as jail time for "baby's daddy"?

 

I don't know why she has to marry every bozo she dates. Why not just have a relationship for a while and see where it goes? Duh.

As for the little sister, I just hope she doesn't turn out like Britney.

 

Sure, now that she's off the coke.

 

What would Casey Kasem say for a teaser/bio?

Big sister in denial
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/19/britney-my-sisters-not-pregnant/

Jamie Lynn Spears' Nickelodeon series, "Zoey 101" to continue without further ado;
Spears' own Mom to delay book on parenting;
Boyfriend/daddy-to-be is 19.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/12/jamielynn-and-a-study-in-statutory-rape.php
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For comparison's sake - this kind of redefines an old Children's show - the original Mickey Mouse Club "...Take some fun and mix in love, our happy recipe." - where the weekly shows ran thusly;
Monday - Who, What, Why, Where, When and How
Tuesday - Let's Go
Wednesday - Surprise
Thursday - Discovery
Friday - Showtime
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I think we may need a Trailer Trash Court in O.O.T. just to keep up with the Spears bunch, redefining what it is to be a Role Model to impressionable young minds.

 

Am I the only one that didn't know who Jamie Lynn was? For all I knew, you guys were talking about the Subway girl.