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  1. toggie

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    #1 toggie, Jan 18, 2008
  2. Dubai Vol

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    #2 Dubai Vol, Jan 18, 2008
    I used to take bodies to the morgue. The car crash victims were nasty. That said, I doubt the efficacy of such a program, but it's worth a try I guess.
     
  3. RussianM3_dude

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    #3 RussianM3_dude, Jan 18, 2008
    She will hump the dead corpses.
     
  4. 8 SNAKE

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    #4 8 SNAKE, Jan 18, 2008
    What's wrong with you?
     
  5. rmk

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    LOL
     
  6. texasmr2

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    #6 texasmr2, Jan 18, 2008
    I think it's a great punishment for her. I used to work for a court reporting firm picking up and delivering record's of all kind's and man some of the car accident pic's I saw were, well let's just say I did not drive like Speed Racer anymore.
     
  7. Stephanie

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    #7 Stephanie, Jan 18, 2008
    Yikes! I'd freak out for sure.
     
  8. BT

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    #8 BT, Jan 18, 2008
    It's the middle of winter in Moscow....
    cabin fever...
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    #9 bernardo66, Jan 18, 2008
    Why? I fear the living far more than I fear the dead. ;)
     
  10. 8 SNAKE

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    #10 8 SNAKE, Jan 18, 2008
    I suspect you are right. I guess that stirring the pot is more entertaining than counting snowflakes.
     
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    #11 WJHMH, Jan 18, 2008
    Maybe she will see someone she might know. (Britney, Paris, etc...)
     
  12. Rickenbach

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    #12 Rickenbach, Jan 18, 2008
    What do you expect from a guy that has his mom wearing a nasty dress in his profile pic.
     
  13. cntchds

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    #13 cntchds, Jan 18, 2008
    I almost feel bad, but the first thing that came to mind was "if only, if only".

    Peter Hatch
     
  14. 8 SNAKE

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    #14 8 SNAKE, Jan 18, 2008
    Hmm, I guess I never looked at his profile before.
     
  15. wingfeather

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    I doubt she'll be affected by any of it. She seems so "out of it".
     
  16. jk0001

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    #16 jk0001, Jan 18, 2008
    The way she was going, she will end up there as a patient soon
     
  17. whart

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    #17 whart, Jan 18, 2008
    Serve what? Drinks? Only in La.
     
  18. wax

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    #18 wax, Jan 18, 2008
    8 SNAKE is right, as that's redundant.

    Either -

    She will hump the dead.

    - or -

    She will hump the corpses.

    - would suffice

    Get it straight!
     
  19. Papa G

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    #19 Papa G, Jan 18, 2008


    Lucky stiffs :D
     
  20. GoFerrari28

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    #20 GoFerrari28, Jan 18, 2008
    As a co-worker or a temporary resident?

    The thought of Paris having to handle a corpse is really amusing. If she wigged out over having to go back to jail for a few weeks, that would probably push her right over the edge.
     
  21. HUTCH91TR

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    #21 HUTCH91TR, Jan 19, 2008


    That's not PC :rolleyes: !!!! They are fortunate individuals who suffer from rigor-mortis ;) .
     
  22. RussianM3_dude

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    #22 RussianM3_dude, Jan 21, 2008
    I am in Switzerland and it's +10C.
     
  23. RussianM3_dude

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    #23 RussianM3_dude, Jan 21, 2008
    Show the picture of your Mom and wife/GF (or a picture of your right hand.)
     
  24. tundraphile

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    #24 tundraphile, Jan 21, 2008
    LL will be visiting her career.
     
  25. OC Speed Junkie

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    #25 OC Speed Junkie, Jan 22, 2008
    Ahh, the smell of fresh death and my morning cup of tea. Brings back Anatomy memories. If I ever get sentenced to community service I need to look into this.
     

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