Anyone see this today? It was featured in a Toronto Star article. http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230218144611&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:Watchlink:middle:ca
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lad says, "I make bets". The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet". The old lady says,"So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says the president. That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thouroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. THe next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this. THe little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure". Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady , "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"
Saw these pics on a BMW forum and just had to post them here: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2249110034_b416bf07f4_o.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2064/2248314911_d49137293a_o.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/2248314675_85179ae038_o.jpg Apparently it's a new car shop called "Toyz AutoArt" located in Montreal. That is one hell of a main foyer!!! The Bentley ain't bad either
i know this car and have driven this car and it's been in a accident. i'm sure my phone will start ringing any minute with someone yelling at me.
LOL I remember that.... some crazy Vietnamese illegal gambling dude was trying to make a quick getaway... That wasn't in Woodbridge, it was on Steeles Ave.... thats the city of Toronto, aka '416'...Vasco's favourite 3 numbers.
Ask Vasco, he always brings Canadian Tire money to Portugal when he goes there on Vacation. They can't tell the difference! LOL
http://www.ferrarichat.com/ferrariads/showproduct.php?product=845&limit=recent Is its just me, or is that a very good price despite the "high" miles? The car is freakin' gorgeous, what a gem!
