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I Have Been Nominated By The Illustrious Joe Sackey As His Personal Emissary

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  1. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dear Comrades,

    The Illustrious Joe Sackey, fount of all Ferrari wisdom and more particularly pertaining to the Efforty, has requested that I become his trusted envoy. Regretfully he has been cast into the wilderness for a few days due to an altercation with RufMD who has also been cast into the wilderness. All this notwithstanding, Comrade Joe Sackey wishes to further the happiness of his comrades upon the Forum. He is concerned for your welfare and hopes that you will understand that during his enforced sabbattical from the forum, that none of you should become worried or in any way concerned regarding technical advice and general Ferrari expertise. Accordingly, I am perfectly prepared to place myself at your disposal, as an intermediary, and will be most pleased to pass on to Comrade Joe any questions you may have. I am in direct contact with him throughout all hours of the day. Accordingly, any queries you may have should be answered expeditiously.

    Joe will return soon to carry on the normal service of the utmost excellence and felicity.

    All good wishes from England.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
    512Tea Are, Feb 9, 2008
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  2. MGD416

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    I think there is just a slight possibility that the forum can carry on without him for two days, though maybe all things will collapse in a brobdingnagian manner.
     
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  3. Edward 96GTS

    Edward 96GTS F1 World Champ BANNED Silver Subscribed

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    may i ask the reason(s) for the exodus of joe and ruf? link?
    thanks
     
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  4. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dear Comrade MGD416,

    I have just spoken to our dear comrade Joe Sackey at his place of exile. However, he sends his fondest wishes to your goodself and indeed everyone else.

    Personally, I believe the Forum is in grave danger without our beloved Joe Sackey and feel that our good comrade Dave the goderator moderator commissar may perhaps reconsider his decision. I do know that Joe is terribly sorry that he is no longer here to help us all.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
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  5. LamboLover

    LamboLover F1 Rookie

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    I still think you type in a manner that's somewhat annoying 512, but at least I know more now that you've brought this up.
     
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  6. rossocorsa13

    rossocorsa13 F1 Rookie

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    My Dearest 512 Tea Are,

    You sir, can type in any manner you want. Your vocabulary and mannerisms brighten my day like only good proper British sarcasm and over-the-top-ism can do. Mr. Sackey could not have chosen a better temporary replacement. ;)

    Cheers from across the pond,

    Matt
     
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  7. 512Tea Are

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    My Dearest Comrade rossocorsa13,

    How so very kind of you to be so terribly complimentary - but it is too much and I am acutely embarrassed. I am merely here as the vicarious vehicle of our dear comrade Joe Sackey and whom, as I write, is stoic and resolute of the nefarious hand that fate has dealt him. However, I am supporting him as best I can. For Monaco is a frightfully wretched place. There are lap dancing emporiums upon every corner, night clubs by the score and the restaurants are disgracefully fabulous. And Joe has all this to suffer. Indeed, he is presently just so unhappily ensconced within the Spearmint Rhinoceros Lap Dancing Emporium where he is in exile until Monday.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
    512Tea Are, Feb 9, 2008
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  8. SSNISTR

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    Again. Waste of space.
     
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  9. PaulK

    PaulK F1 Rookie Silver Subscribed

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    Tea Are, you are so British. ;)
     
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  10. Chaos

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    you have an odd idea of what is British :p
     
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  11. dm_n_stuff

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    Hmmm......

    How apropos that you would serve as stand in for Mr. Sackey at this time. He will return anon.

    And no, I'm not going to shorten his exile.

    That we can't seem to keep grown men from resorting to juvenile name calling is what is truly absurd here.

    I popped both Joe and Jas for two days. 48 hours. 2880 minutes. 172,800 seconds. Graham, if you would like, you can count them down for us, right here in this thread, which I will now move to off topic.

    Peace to all,

    Dave
     
    dm_n_stuff, Feb 9, 2008
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  12. rmk

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    512Tea Are is hilarious. Keep up the good work.
     
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    Laughing my Yankee ass off!!!
     
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    Don't we ban sock puppets?


     
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  15. Jerrari

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    The rest of us think it's funny and entertaining so go elsewhere if you're annoyed.
     
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  16. bounty

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    I like 512TRE... very unique style of writing and quite a character! Love the humor.

    Signed,

    Comrade Bounty
     
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  17. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    That's not exactly accurate...

    you should see my PM box. :D

    Dave
     
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  18. HUTCH91TR

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    That is so punctilious Matt!!! You must be a dictionary salesman :)
     
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  19. fiorano94

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    I dont see what the big deal is...

    Wow, a couple of people that own super Ferrari's got banned...

    Amazing!
     
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