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Make a Police Sketch [of F-Chatters, of course]

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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    wax, Feb 16, 2008
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  2. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ Consultant

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    I'd like to thank you for helping me to waste a half an hour of my time.

    This man is a known stalker of Italian beauties.

    He has a dangerous obsession with one black Italian sexpot, who while not particularly beautiful, is the epitome of beauty in this man's eyes.

    He is known to photograph them, sometimes from afar, and sometimes from very close range, as they sleep.

    He keeps a methodical record, and also studies the records of other sickos. These records can sometimes pinpoint the exact location and time that their victims appeared somewhere, anywhere on the globe. Some of these victims are infants, these wierdos will photograph their victims whether they were born yesterday, or even if they're nearly sixty years old!

    Rumor has it, these sickos have a secret website, well hidden under cover of the less "enthusiastic" fan sites of italian beauties.
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  3. AntonyR

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    wow not bad. I tried for like 30 min and was not successful at all. I couldnt re size the nose right


    Antony
     
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  4. El Wayne

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    LMAO, you guys are hilarious...!

    Wayne, that's pretty close, but a little too goth/emo for my tastes.
     
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  8. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Amazing what you can find in your comb:D
     
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    atleast i have hair.
     
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  10. rollsorferrari?

    rollsorferrari? F1 Veteran

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    "Can youuuuuuuuuu feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the looooooooooooooove tooooooooooonight"
    :D
     
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  11. Dcup

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    how dare you !! heres your sketch, scott... lol lol



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  12. rollsorferrari?

    rollsorferrari? F1 Veteran

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    hahahahahahaha, damn you lamour! :D
     
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  13. jk0001

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    really fun stuff
     
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    That is pretty good! Nice effort.
     
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  16. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Have you tried strutting around? That usually works.
     
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    When I think of police sketches I remember Chappelles' stand up.

    "APB looking for a black male between 4'2" and 6'11"

    LMAO

    Antony
     
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    LMAO... "Johnson, looks like he broke in and hung pictures of his family on the walls..."
     
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    hahahahaha you guys are great
     
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    hahaha, thats hilarious.
     
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  22. rollsorferrari?

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    lol, i had forgotten all about that picture!
    i've been playing around with that thing all weekend, but i can't get one that actually looks somewhat like me. oh well, i'm definitely no van gogh.
     
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