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  1. wax

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  2. FarmerDave

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    #2 FarmerDave, Feb 16, 2008
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    I'd like to thank you for helping me to waste a half an hour of my time.

    This man is a known stalker of Italian beauties.

    He has a dangerous obsession with one black Italian sexpot, who while not particularly beautiful, is the epitome of beauty in this man's eyes.

    He is known to photograph them, sometimes from afar, and sometimes from very close range, as they sleep.

    He keeps a methodical record, and also studies the records of other sickos. These records can sometimes pinpoint the exact location and time that their victims appeared somewhere, anywhere on the globe. Some of these victims are infants, these wierdos will photograph their victims whether they were born yesterday, or even if they're nearly sixty years old!

    Rumor has it, these sickos have a secret website, well hidden under cover of the less "enthusiastic" fan sites of italian beauties.
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  3. AntonyR

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    #3 AntonyR, Feb 16, 2008
    wow not bad. I tried for like 30 min and was not successful at all. I couldnt re size the nose right


    Antony
     
  4. El Wayne

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    #5 134282, Feb 21, 2008
    LMAO, you guys are hilarious...!

    Wayne, that's pretty close, but a little too goth/emo for my tastes.
     
  6. PeterS

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  8. PeterS

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    #8 PeterS, Feb 21, 2008
    Amazing what you can find in your comb:D
     
  9. Dcup

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    #9 Dcup, Feb 21, 2008
    atleast i have hair.
     
  10. rollsorferrari?

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    #10 rollsorferrari?, Feb 21, 2008
    "Can youuuuuuuuuu feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the looooooooooooooove tooooooooooonight"
    :D
     
  11. Dcup

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    how dare you !! heres your sketch, scott... lol lol



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  12. rollsorferrari?

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    #12 rollsorferrari?, Feb 21, 2008
    hahahahahahaha, damn you lamour! :D
     
  13. jk0001

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    #13 jk0001, Feb 21, 2008
    really fun stuff
     
  14. Chiaro_Slag

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    #14 Chiaro_Slag, Feb 21, 2008
    That is pretty good! Nice effort.
     
  15. ErikV10

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  16. wax

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    #16 wax, Feb 21, 2008
    Have you tried strutting around? That usually works.
     
  17. AntonyR

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    #17 AntonyR, Feb 21, 2008
    When I think of police sketches I remember Chappelles' stand up.

    "APB looking for a black male between 4'2" and 6'11"

    LMAO

    Antony
     
  18. FarmerDave

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    #18 FarmerDave, Feb 21, 2008
    LMAO... "Johnson, looks like he broke in and hung pictures of his family on the walls..."
     
  19. Asian1118

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    #19 Asian1118, Feb 21, 2008
    hahahahaha you guys are great
     
  20. Stephanie

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  21. agup48

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    #21 agup48, Feb 24, 2008
    hahaha, thats hilarious.
     
  22. rollsorferrari?

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    #22 rollsorferrari?, Feb 25, 2008
    lol, i had forgotten all about that picture!
    i've been playing around with that thing all weekend, but i can't get one that actually looks somewhat like me. oh well, i'm definitely no van gogh.
     

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