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  1. edjordan78

    edjordan78 Rookie
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    Mar 5, 2008
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    Hello,

    My name is Eduardo Jordan of Valle de San Gabriel and my cats like to play with themselves.

    We have developed a sexual enhancement tool so powerful that your cats will be able to get interaction with almost __EVERY__ visitor to your home. This Cat Software will allow you to take control of your cats which will increase feline self-gratification and provide better orgasms - all in Real Time - and literally with a mouse dick.

    There is no other program or technique on the net that will increase your cat's pleasure more than this Cat Program!!!!! A bold statement but a true one.

    Using Enraptured Cats will help your kitty dramatically increase wails while reducing support cost and helping to attain rapid ROI and maximize the kitty's satisfaction and loyalty.

    The idea is simple, when a visitor lands on any doorstep of any home, there will be an open cat box with a live person from our company, fully dressed as a Live Sex Cat, giving them sexual come-ons while also gaining their consent, or, failing that, making their move right in your cat's litter box. Satisfaction guaranteed!

    If you want to convert your visitors into cat-lovers, you can take control of your cat using our Live Sex Cat (powered by Enraptured Cat).

    You will be delighted with the results and reliability of our staff and services.


    Please contact us with any quotes or questions by responding to this letter with your contact details.

    Best Regards,

    Enraptured Cat
     
  2. AntonyR

    AntonyR F1 Veteran

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    yeahhh another one. I like you better cause the last guy wanted to take us to Vulgaira.


    Antony
     
  3. P4Replica

    P4Replica Formula 3

    Nov 4, 2003
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    Yeh, and with this one you get the opportunity to get Samantha 'embedded'. :)
     
  4. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I don't know Anthony, Vulgaria is supposed to be really nice this time of year!

    Mike in Kuwait
     
  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Hi Ed, welcome to the board.

    Too bad you won't be staying!
     
  6. teak360

    teak360 F1 World Champ

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    Jeez, looks like Eddie Jordan is really trying some weird things since selling the Jordan F1 team...
     
  7. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Yin, the improvement is palpable!
     
  8. mksu19

    mksu19 Formula 3

    Jan 4, 2008
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    I heard its kinda vulgar up until around the autumn season! :D
     
  9. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    *snicker*
     
  10. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Wax!

    That wasn't very nice....

    Funny as hell...

    But, not very nice!

    Mike in Kuwait
     
  11. MGD416

    MGD416 Formula 3

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    ummm, what??? Hahaha
     
  12. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
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  13. rollsorferrari?

    rollsorferrari? F1 Veteran

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