WEEKEND AT PAP'S

that's 1000 pics of the 348 and 4000 pics of the guy in the shorts

 

I'll bet you looked around to see if anyone was home

 

**Cough cough**........

 

Ella re!! Ella!!

 

Yes my wife and my 2 sons.

Good to see you have a good picture of me.

 

im the expert on cuts it all depends on the cut just pack it with gauze and wrap it with tape if that dont stop it go tot hospital..........why am i an expert well i seem to get in the way of objects that want to hurt me.........


dont ask me in good at being the one gettin hurt...........this is one of my efforts...........almost cut the tendon off
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Thanks Kongman, Needed that at this time of night. NOT.

 

Nice work!

 

yes it was good .well i didnt see but the two guys who took me in couldn't watch the girl do the local it was really bad.................

 

I love having a few scars, my neighbour's thought I got shot in the kneecap once.

 

Bah, thats a little scratch kong!!

 

But they missed?

 

When I chopped the end off my finger the hardest bit was them scrubbing the end before re-attaching the tip.

All the nerve endings were exposed. I remember seeing these little white dots. I know now what a nerve is.

 

A "nerve" is what Pap has when he put's the malaka with the tight shorts all over this site.

 

Don't get me going on exposed nerves.

 

luckily i'm still unscarred and perfect.

 

I thought 'Cheeks' was everyones friend??

 

omg that sounded bad.........ohh scrubing the end .hardest bit for me was when they poked the local in the first time ........dam that hurt..........i ask for a lolliepop afterwards but they said no....

 

You do know that most of the Yanks think that is really you?

 

Yes, but we wont let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

Well... here's my horror story and maybe a couple you might cringe at:

Mine

Year 3: Got this Greek kid out in cricket, he decided he no likey that.

Throws the bat at my head and knocks out one of my central incisors. Totally out, nerve hanging.

Thinking there's still a bit of tooth left I decided to feel around with my tongue.

Biggest rush of pain I've ever felt, it moved through my body like nothing I hope I'll ever have to experience ever again.

2 years later I bite into some lolly bar or something and low and behold, it's out again.

6/7 years later, I have a fake tooth, parents have paid almost 10k in dental bills and the kid who threw the bat...... no punishment whatsoever.

A friend's

A friend, Clinton whose a skater.

He goes up the ramp thingy, comes back down and tries to grind some rail, falls head over arse and smashes his...... teeth on the.... metal rail.

Lucky for him it's just some glue until they stick back.

Two weeks later, almost identical thing happens but it's a few more teeth.

He now has gold teeth

So there, hope that made you feel good.

 

Sorry to hear about your teeth mate!! That would have been horrible for an 8yr old kid to endure!!

And........you think your mate would have learnt the 1st time on the skateboard.

 

Thanks mate.

Yeah well....

All braun, no brains.

 

Thats questionable.

 

Gees, money and lots of work.

How long did everything take to heal?