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I hope your wife's name isn't Heather...

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Akira, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. Akira

    Akira Formula Junior

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  2. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    I've always suspected that the train of thought was similar to this.. but I'm actually still surprised to find that I was right!
     
  3. JamesSimpson

    JamesSimpson F1 Rookie

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    wow......scandalous *****es....
     
  4. LetsJet

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    How did you find this site?
     
  5. Akira

    Akira Formula Junior

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    Another forum. I thought it was interesting so I posted the link here.
     
  6. LetsJet

    LetsJet F1 Veteran
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    Funny thing is...... I've always liked the name Heather and I think that's why I caught the thread.

    Heather Locklear is a sweetie

    Though Heather Mills has soured the name a bit for me.
     
  7. Skiutah

    Skiutah Karting

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    Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil

    (Anyone read the NASIOC OT forum?)
     
  8. amenasce

    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Haha that is awesome :

    Some people want to have thier cake and eat it too.Just be prepared to get a belly ache after all that sweetness.


    I must say, this past year has openned my eyes on people and women in particular is such a way . I used to be the good guy but its just not worth it.
     
  9. Noelani

    Noelani Formula Junior

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    That's so clever!
     
  10. Akira

    Akira Formula Junior

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    I thought you were going to say something like, "Funny thing is..... I think she is my wife." LOL

    Good thing she wasn't. :)
     
  11. LetsJet

    LetsJet F1 Veteran
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    Well................... Funny thing is.............

    LOL

    My in-laws almost named my wife Heather.
     
  12. URY914

    URY914 Formula Junior

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    Why is there no "gallery" like on other forums? No pics at all really......
     
  13. jk0001

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    +1
     
  14. 2NA

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    The reality would destroy the fantasy.

    You wouldn't want to see it.
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  15. wingfeather

    wingfeather F1 Rookie

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    rock bottom
    Sad but true...
     
  16. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm just intrigued that there is a website, womensinfidelity.com.
     
  17. Asian1118

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    Hey dont make fun of the queen :)
     
  18. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    I think 'Dairy Queen' fits her better.
     
  19. fastback33

    fastback33 Formula 3

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    That Forum is GOLD!!!!!


    "I'm new here but I'm wondering why there are men here bashing on a woman who's "living in limbo" and posting on a "women's forum"?????

    Seems strange to me. But then again I'm new so maybe that's just the way it is here.

    I also subscribe to the "I like frosting" thoughts most of the time but then I feel really guilty."

    Quick! Someone tell Tom Likus about this immediately!!!

    EDIT: so, as i get older all i get to look forward to is cheating whores?
     
  20. FrostyAK

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    Indeed. My soon to be ex = Rosemary's Baby. Will write more once free and clear of legal backlash for what may be interpreted as libel.

    And while I don't wish to derail the thread, I've come to realize how much fun internet dating websites can be. For example, I joined a Middle East/Arab dating site (I am white, blonde, etc.) Strangely, they don't like me.
     
  21. Whisky

    Whisky Three Time F1 World Champ
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    I have a friend that divorced about 10 years ago.

    In court proceedings, he learned 2 of their 3 kids are NOT HIS.
    Momma said one of the dads is nowhere to be found, and she doesn't
    even know the name of the other guy - never saw him before or since.
    5 minute 'stand' outside a bar. Yikes.

    And my friend still pays child support - to all 3 kids for a couple more years.
    He still treats them as his own, which is good.

    I dunno, if guess if he wants to, why make the children suffer....

    Some women are nuts.
     
  22. mksu19

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    So the one with the crown is Heather!? :D
     
  23. Far Out

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    Well, you need to be a girl to succeed with that... a friend of mine (who really looks good) got approached by an Arab on holiday there who offered her father 100 camels for her :D
     
  24. REMIX

    REMIX Two Time F1 World Champ

    Oh man - no pics please:

    "Large girls are respectful and some can be very beautiful in a cherubic way. "

    "Been home on disability for a little over 3 years since my accident. Actually I’m on the light side of 300lbs now. I just can’t eat like I used to since I had most of my front teeth knocked out in the accident. But I can still put away a box of Twinkies or a bag of Reese’s Pieces inside ten minutes.

    So I’ve lost weight, my hair’s coming back, and I’m feeling pretty good about myself now. So email me and I’ll show you the local watering holes if you ever come through Rabbit Town. (That’s in Alabama) -Sharon"

    OH YEAH....

    GIMMIE SOME OF DAT!!!

    RMX
     
  25. SWB

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    I guess Heather cheated on the Burger King, took his crown after the settlement and moved into Ronald McDonald's or was it Harvey's?
     

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