The Massa Sucks Thread *OF COURSE THERE ARE SPOILERS*

in the 1st pic, he looks damn nervous when he sees he's bride..

 

I thought that might have been Monaco '88, but there doesn't seem to be any video of that one: Senna was so far out in front that none of the cameras were watching. He apparently got bored, and stuffed it into the armco. Classic "brain fade".

"always get the job done"? Kimi? I like the kimster, but lets not overlook his track record. Remember the "ice man" just driving his McLaren up the back end of a slower car, a couple of years back?

And after all: he's one for two this year.

Although he had a better record with Ferrari last year than he tended to have at McLaren.


If you want to denounce someone for not being Schumi or Senna, you'd wind up trashing the entire F1 grid.

 

Now even Sir Jackie Stewart has said Massa's the weak link at Ferrari.
I just don't like a whiner, admit you screwed up and move on,not
Massa, blame something or someone else, ala Barrichello. Bring in
Vettle as #2 and groom him for the future of the team.Keep Massa
as a test driver.......or not.

 

Is that so, absurd statement.

 

I'm not a Massa supporter...mixed emotions on him. But leave Melbourne out of the complaining Because...how many cars actually finished that race again? Let him be until mid season.

And 2 things...

His wife is hot as hell...

And how tall is he, like 2'7"? Surprised he doesn't have a phonebook that he sits on

 

You clearly weren't watching the F1 races last year.

 

Instead of watching Massa and hoping for a screw up. Start watching the almighty Alonshole and see what he does in the 4th best car and you will start to see how great he really is.

 

phylotic: off to the penalty box for you.

90 day cooling off period, see you when the race season is just about over.

DM

 

90 year's ...wouldn't be enough..

Well done.

 

'da hamma striketh!


Thanks Dave!!!! A fresh of breath air.... err.. or something

 

90 days? woah....

 

No one here is referring to Massa with off-color epithets. Repeatedly referring to Alonso as Alonshole only serves to ensure that your opinions are not taken seriously.

 

He's putting me closer to your $100...

 

The problem in here is you guys don't know how to communicate without peeing in each other's cheerios, or tossing insults like they were on sale.

A little less rhetoric would really work well in here, and save me trips through tripe filled threads.

Talk racing, talk about the racers, just don't talk smack about each other, and I'm gone off the radar.

DM

Oh, shortened the ban to 30 days, proving I have a soft spot for you F1 guys.

 

The mods just issued a beat-down, nice job

 

Q:What do you call it when Felipe makes an error?

A: A Mass-take.

 

I certainly wouldn't put the Renault as the 4th best car on the grid. I'd say the Williams or Toyota are better. Then there's also the Redbull. It's a tight pack in the middle.

 

Yes, good stuff hotting up mid pack and I'am hoping Honda get in the mix.

 

Sunday

 

Yes, but...Dave... He's not an F1 guy...............


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Seriously though, that ban was well-deserved, so thank you.

 

I know it must really bother you seeing as you hold him so close to your heart. But with all the garbage that has spewed out of the idiots mouth and he sure aint finished yet I cant help but remember him by the name Alonshole. As for the 100 im sure you would take that back if I gave you the chance even with Alonsholes slim lead. You know why? Because Massa could easily peel off 4 or 5 wins.

 

I've got $10,000 that says Massa doesn't win 4 races this season.

 

I'll take that bet. I don't rate Massa, but I do rate that Ferrari he's driving.

 

Quoted and bookmarked - this will make the season much more interesting to follow

 

If Massa does not win at least 4 GPs this season, you will owe me $10,000. You understand that, yes?

I want no mistake, I am completely serious about this wager: Ten Thousand Dollars. Come season's end, I will be expecting the cash.