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"Ah, I would invite you over but my car's a real dive."

or

"Sorry Mr. Corleone, but the trunk was full."

 

Not a caption, but your car always reminds me of the one from Entourage on HBO

 

BOOOOOOOO!

 

"How do them NASCAR boys do it?"

 

OMG.... VINCE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

"This seat smells funny"

 

"Maserati Maneater"

 

i hate finger prints on my car

 

"Sorry, didn't see you crossing!"

 

"Pilates is so last year... Maser-cise is the way of the future!"

 

"I see some cheeze-its,bubble gum,and whats this pink underwear"

 

Maserati QP: $100,000
Designer Ripped Shorts and T shirt and belt: $250

Scratches in QP paint due to friends fancy designer belt? Priceless

or

After Ferrari unveils the new California 2+, many flock to Maserati as alternative, resulting in unfortunate accidents such as this poor man who was cut in half.

 

only minutes earlier..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BukAy_dko

-mick

 

IPO's eject button works Ar$e first lol ahahaha

 

HEY!!... is that velvet?

 

LOL

 

"10,000 watts of bass blew this poor guy out the window"

 

The Monica Lewinsky Edition

 

"WAIT, you forgot your order of fries!"

 

"Even the doors don't work on these things"

 

Here is my contribution ....

The "Italian Option" ....
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