Why Tom Cruise is cooler than George Clooney

my wife would rather **** clooney than cruise. while i rather **** cruise than clooney. how do you make sense of it all?

 

Just **** them both and be done with it!

 

TOTALLY expected when you are a homo!!

 

Several years ago my GF and I sat at the table next to Tom and Penelope at dinner. They had never been there before and he leaned over and asked what we would recommend because he could tell from our conversation we had been there several times.

We basically chit chatted throughout dinner, never once mentioned who he was or the film biz. he was a really cool down to earth guy for those 2 hours.

I hear Clooney is a good guy as well.

 

Fixed for you mate.

 

LMAO

 

Relax; Its the Batmobile in "Incognito but Cute" mode.

 

Just goes to show whom is more secure with his masculinity.

 

Finally, a perfect place to put this.

Well, the GIF didn't work, too big. But here is a video of the same thing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530918890580805143&q=&hl=en

 

LMAO! I'm still pissed off at that guy taking Katie Holmes away from the world. Poor Katie....

 

Haha, reminds me of Family Guy. Don't remember which episode, but she has a ankle bracelet, and I think the power goes out, and it unlocks, and she hits him, and runs, and jumps out the window, and tells the same to 3 guys locked in a cage.

 

Cool story.

 

Clooney than ever before.