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  1. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #1 agup48, Jul 25, 2008
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    I saw a bumper sticker that I thought was funny at the time, so I thought others might want to share their finds also.

    The sticker read:
    When I die, I want to be buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
     
  2. Artherd

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    #2 Artherd, Jul 25, 2008
    Two that I like:
    Mean people suck.

    and

    Fat people are harder to kidnap.

    :)
     
  3. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #3 agup48, Jul 25, 2008
    That reminds me of this one:
    Lift your truck.....Fat chicks can't jump.

    and my buddy had this:
    If you can't Dodge it...Ram it.
     
  4. Miltonian

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    #4 Miltonian, Jul 25, 2008
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    My neighbor's Bronco sports a "Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me" sticker.

    Edit: Excuse me, that's a license plate frame.
     
  5. SefacHotRodder

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    #5 SefacHotRodder, Jul 25, 2008
    Yesterday i saw "Keep honking....i'm reloading"



    :D
     
  6. addy

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  7. BBL

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    #7 BBL, Jul 25, 2008
    For me, the all-time classic "says it all" bumper sticker will always be:
    There is only two kinds of music: Country & Western

    :)
     
  8. darth550

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    #8 darth550, Jul 25, 2008
    The best one I have seen to date.....

    Nuke the gay unborn black whales for Jesus
     
  9. Oceanic815

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    #9 Oceanic815, Jul 25, 2008
    seen this one for years and years:

    Visualise Whirled Peas
     
  10. SefacHotRodder

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    #10 SefacHotRodder, Jul 25, 2008
    Thats awesome
     
  11. neilmac

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    #11 neilmac, Jul 25, 2008
    Best one I remember seeing is 'Baby on board carries no more than $50 in cash'.

    Neil
     
  12. BBL

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    #12 BBL, Jul 25, 2008
    That reminds me - I once saw a camo-painted Unimog with a small red sticker by the driver's door that read: "Driver carries less than $100 worth of ammunition".
     
  13. amenasce

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    #13 amenasce, Jul 25, 2008
    *safety third*
     
  14. SonomaRik

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    #14 SonomaRik, Jul 25, 2008
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  15. JSinNOLA

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    #15 JSinNOLA, Jul 25, 2008
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  16. TexasF355F1

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    #16 TexasF355F1, Jul 25, 2008
    The absolutely best one I've ever seen was:

    "The more hair I loose, the more head I get."


    LMFAO!!!
     
  17. DaudiW.

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    #17 DaudiW., Jul 25, 2008
    "dont pass me, or i will cut you off"

    "how is my driving? Call 1800 DON TCAR"
     
  18. AntonyR

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    #18 AntonyR, Jul 25, 2008
    A new smart car with his license that said "Very"

    Antony
     
  19. M.James

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    #19 M.James, Jul 25, 2008
    "Prevent Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"

    "Minivans -tangible evidence for the existence of Evil"
     
  20. PeterS

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    #20 PeterS, Jul 25, 2008
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  21. darth550

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    #21 darth550, Jul 25, 2008
    I saw one recently which read

    You just never know about people!
     
  22. tatcat

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    #22 tatcat, Jul 25, 2008
    saw on a black jeep cherokee, "i jump out of planes and kill people".
     
  23. mksu19

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    #23 mksu19, Jul 27, 2008
    "Jesus saves, satan scores!!!" Classic! :D
     
  24. bernardo66

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    #24 bernardo66, Jul 27, 2008
    I saw a T-shirt: Jesus saves...Moses invests"
     
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    #25 bernardo66, Jul 27, 2008
    Jesus is coming, look busy. LOL!!!!
     
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