The Greatest Movie Line, Ever....

Most people say the greatest movie line was Clark Gable's delivery to Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind: 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a
damn'. But the greatest, most accurate, and most timely movie line was Bob Hope's, from a real oldie with Paulette Goddard and Richard Carlson.

Sound Clip is only :24 seconds long... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

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Mike in Kuwait

 

Greatest for implications and ramifications thereof;

"...made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

 

My all time favorite:
What ever your reaching for better be a sandwich, cause your gona have to eat it.
John Shaft I believe.

 

That line mad me laugh out loud and everyone at work is asking what is so funny !!!!

My favorite movie line......

"I am pretty f-in far from OK".......Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction.

 

"Dyin's a hell of a way to make a livn'" Clint Eastwood.

 

Casablanca, the greatest movie ever in my opinion, is loaded with them:

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Captain Renault: That is another reason.

Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

And of course, if you didn't know where it came from:
Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

More genius writing at:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034583/quotes

best
rt

 

"Kinda grabs you by the boo boo, don't it?"
- Tommy Chong in Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke (after Cheech takes a huge hit from a 2 foot long joint).

 

This entire scene from 5 easy pieces:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

 

How about Jaws

Brody to Quinn

"your gonna need a bigger boat"

 

"Dr. Strangelove" has dozens of great one-liners all the way up until the very last one: "We must not have a mineshaft gap!"

 

...Ain't no man King of my Country... "

James Dean. Giant

 

Mike, I need to get some work done, but you are making it difficult because i am on the floor LMAO! Although great, my favorite is "You can't handle the truth".

 

Some of my faves:

"Wherever you go, there you are"

"all I ever ask of my men is that they obey my orders as if they were the word of God."

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? "

"I never f*cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them."

 

Sadly I bet not many know that line...

 

"That's not my dog"
"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
"Dude, where's my car?"

 

It has been in many movies, but I'll vouch for where it was probably referenced from: Buckaroo Banzai. =)

 

very true...


some others:

"I'm not an actor!!!! I'm a MOVIE STAR !"

"Igor, help me with the bags. ", "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. "

 

That should be replayed as a commercial!

 

There are many great lines in that movie!

"Jews know two things: Suffering and where to find Chinese food!"

 

"What knockers!"

"Thank your Doctor...."
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LOL

 

Wonder what line has been used the most....like 'Walk this way' etc.

Young Frankenstein great movie.

Not the greatest, but honorable mention: "...lookie here boys what I got....HEY, where are all the white women..."
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Clint Eastwood

the local says: "Whadya say your name was?"

Eastwood: "I didn't."



I want to say it was in For a Few Dollars More but I'm not sure...

 

"Toto...we're not in Kansas anymore."


(also applies to Fchat P and R from time to time too )

 

Some movie lines I've always liked...

"I believe in the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

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"My **** always works sometimes...!"

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"But if I had a 1967 275 GTB four cam-"

"You would not be a self-indulgent weiner, sir. You'd be a connoisseur."

"Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens, doors would open, velvet ropes would part."

"I don't have one here. But I do have one in the warehouse."

"Great... what else do you have in the warehouse?"

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"I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics."

"You hurt yer WUT...?!?"

"I'm a very famous racecar...!!!"