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Who can make the best joke?

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  1. Mark(study)

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    #1 Mark(study), Oct 20, 2008
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  2. darth550

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    One aspect of their respective races is the only thing they have in common....

    One is the best at what he does and the other two haven't won anything of any significance yet and might not.

    ....unless they're all Polacks then that's another story! ;)
     
  3. TexasF355F1

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    I'm not touching this one with a 10ft pole.
     
  4. jk0001

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    It really is a shame to include Tiger in the group with those two losers. Tiger has class, those two others are just products created by Madison Avenue.
     
  5. Mark(study)

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    I think they all make great role models for our youth.... I'm tired of seeing x-rated rap stars, and tattooed thug ballers getting all the attention of high school kids these days.
     
  6. darth550

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    You want a joke well you just identified it.

    If Obama wins, the joke will be on all those thugs and ballers who act like animals then hide behind the race card. The race card will vanish after the US elects a minority president. What will the argument be then?
     
  7. tundraphile

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    Two are going to make money, one is going to take it?
     
  8. Mark(study)

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    Very nice :)
     
  9. tundraphile

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    Their "logic" will be that it was his caucasian half that got elected and the racist populace just held their noses and ignored the black half.
     
  10. darth550

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    LOL! I knew a joke would emerge from all this! :):)
     
  11. Mark(study)

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    #11 Mark(study), Oct 20, 2008
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    Funny!

    If I had to come up with a list of "least used" words in rap songs and thug culture.... "logic" would probably win ;) LOL right after "please, may I?" and "study hard"
     
  12. UroTrash

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    not a chance.
     
  13. tatcat

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    perhaps the result of a genetic experiment gone awry.
     
  14. Freelander

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    One hits birdies, one races Sam Bird, one probably gets flipped the bird.






    Lame, I know. :p
     
  15. Mark(study)

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    Nice try :)
     
  16. GuyIncognito

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    he prefers to call it "spreading wealth"
     
  17. jeffashcraft

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    two are drivers

    one is a conniver
     
  18. Mark(study)

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    I knew we had some talent, around here.
     
  19. RoWis

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    ale śmieszne.
     
  20. shahedc

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    Time-sensitive joke, posted after Brazil 2008, before US election...

    1. didn't win the last race, but won the big one.
    2. won his last race, and wants to win the big one.
    3. probably realizes that people don't know his real race.
     
  21. Mark(study)

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    #21 Mark(study), Nov 5, 2008
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