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  1. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 TexasF355F1, Oct 20, 2008
    What was your WTF, Pigs Have Flown, Hell just froze Over moment(s) of the weekend?

    My 61 year old mother did a KEG STAND! WTF! She didn't start even drinking sips of my dads beer until a year ago.

    Not only that but she called me and I had to do one too!

    Not only that, my roommates 60 year old father one too! But when they set him down, he said "That wasn't good enough, let's go again." And went for round 2!

    Seriously, what's going on here!!!!
     
  2. rollsorferrari?

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    #2 rollsorferrari?, Oct 20, 2008
    lol, at my fraternity i've played beer pong with a few parents, it makes for interesting conversations, when i shared a room at the house, one of our brothers moms passed out on my bed...yeah...i was a lil pissed, lol
     
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    #3 LetsJet, Oct 20, 2008
    I think you'll understand when you're around 60....

    BTW - Are you of age? No judgment, just curious.
     
  4. GuyIncognito

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    #4 GuyIncognito, Oct 20, 2008
    Was at my friend's birthday party over the summer, his 50-something parents were doing jello shots and taking swings at the pinata...kinda amusing, kinda creepy.
     
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    #5 UroTrash, Oct 20, 2008
    Whats a keg stand?
     
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  8. TexasF355F1

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    #8 TexasF355F1, Oct 20, 2008
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    Talk about awkward. lol
    LOL, guess I will.

    Yes, I turned 27 two weeks ago.

    Don't think my mom would be too happy if I posted pics of her on the net, but there are pics. Haven't seen them yet though.

    I'm use to parents hanging out with us and partying, I've just never witnessed any parents do anything like a keg stand. Especially my mom. You'd have to know her, she's pretty religious, straight-laced type that never really partied or did anything bad. The exact opposite of my dad.
     
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    #9 UroTrash, Oct 20, 2008

    Oh my.

    I'm not sure I get the idea, though...
     
  10. GuyIncognito

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    #10 GuyIncognito, Oct 20, 2008
    instant intoxication.
     
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    #12 GuyIncognito, Oct 20, 2008
    does that guy know he has a flaming bag of poop on his head?

    :)
     
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    #13 robbie, Oct 20, 2008
    Is that your mom? Looks good for her age. :)
     
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    #14 Fenivision, Oct 20, 2008
    I'm not sure this is a good thread - leaves a lot of room for "your mom" jokes :D
     
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    #15 toggie, Oct 20, 2008
    I'm not an expert but I think the idea is to put in a lot of pressure into the keg pump so that the stream of beer is like drinking out of a fire hose.
    The people count off the seconds that the person doing the keg stand drinks.
    Betting can take place on who does the longest stand while drinking.

    End result is the combination of a very intoxicated contestant + group entertainment.
     
  16. Lee in Texas

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    #16 Lee in Texas, Oct 20, 2008
    Oh man. I wanna see a MILF doing a keg stand. At least I have an insult ready to go for my buddy at work tomorrow.
     
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    #17 UroTrash, Oct 20, 2008
    Wow. That's really stupid.
     
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    #19 DrStranglove, Oct 20, 2008
    Ask your oldest.

    $100 says SHE knows what it is.

    (Not that it will make any sense to you OR me.)
     
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    #20 El Wayne, Oct 20, 2008
    He knows that the heat won't go away until all the bong is empty.
     
  21. Darolls

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    #21 Darolls, Oct 20, 2008
    Just another case of "Stupid is as stupid does!"
     
  22. rmk

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    #22 rmk, Oct 20, 2008
    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  23. Skyler

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    #23 Skyler, Oct 21, 2008
    LOL!
     
  24. TexasF355F1

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    #24 TexasF355F1, Oct 21, 2008
    Trust me. My mom didn't partake in the events of the '60s. My dad on the other hand........I know he has stories he's taking to the grave with him. lol
     
  25. Ferraribot

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    #25 Ferraribot, Oct 29, 2008
    good lord, the world would have to come to an end before my mom would even try that. I'd never even heard of it. All we did when I was in college was stupid drinking games.
     
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