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Antidote to too much caffeine?

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  1. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Oh jeez, had WAY WAY WAY TOO MUCH caffeine and now my individual molecules are starting to resonate...

    Is there any quick fix, short of doing laps around the planet?
     
  2. Etcetera

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    Ok, brushing teeth doesn't work...teeth have no enamel left.
     
  3. ryalex

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    Well, there are those who say drinking coffee helps sober up after beer, so of course, beer should help you with the caffeine. Just go drink a six pack!
     
  4. ylshih

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    No personal experience, but this site offers a bunch of suggestions:

    http://www.coffeefaq.com/site/node/127

    - lots of water
    - magnesium
    - peppermint tea
    - modest alcohol
    - smoking (if you smoke)
    - milk/carrots/water
     
  5. Etcetera

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    Thanks...friend recommended alcohol, so I got a can of this new stuff...looking at the label it has caffeine and some other crap. :rolleyes:
     
  6. 62 250 GTO

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    Water yourself down, flush out the coffee.
     
  7. UroTrash

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    Half-life approx 4 hours so you should be good in 8-12 hours no matter how toxic.
     
  8. Glassman

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    I would suggest enjoying the resonation. Many people pay big bucks to get into that state. I'm pretty sure that a buch of caffeine has less negative affects on the human body as does oh maybe a 1/4 Oz. of cocaine.
     
  9. Oceanic815

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    Ride it out. You'll sleep eventually.
     
  10. Zahiba

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  11. Jedi

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    Watch 3 episodes of Bob Ross (RIP) on NPR painting his Happy Little Clouds and you'll be down
    from the caffeine high in minutes :)
     
  12. Ferraribot

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    Well, when I drink vodka and Red Bull it sort of balances itself out.
     
  13. wax

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  14. anunakki

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    Pop a few Zanax :D
     
  15. GuyIncognito

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    I took a psychological measurement class that counteracted near-lethal amounts of caffeine. maybe you could enroll in that course
     
  16. f1_nix

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    Try reading an intermediate accounting textbook
     
  17. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I did sleep...very poorly. I spent the morning drifting around the bedroom like a helium balloon going flat, riding the warm currents of beer farts and the occasional choking snore.

    Used half a roll of duct tape to position my face in a place that wasn't in proximity to the floor.

    Mope to and fro...now...relapse! Woo hoo!
     
  18. GuyIncognito

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    now that's poetry!
     
  19. Ferraribot

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    That would do it! I was an accountant for several years and I drank Diet Coke like water and it never affected me at work, barely kept me awake in fact.
     

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