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The new F1 according to Max and Bernie!!!

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  1. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    #1 GrndLkNatv, Dec 11, 2008
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    Single source engines, no aerodynamics, spending lots less money, no more V8's and all of these wonderfully stupid rules lead us to this wonderful new version of F1.

    Just think about how much money will be saved on track development and seating for the fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

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  3. SrfCity

    SrfCity F1 World Champ

    It's the New World F1 Order and you vil like it.
     
  4. rdefabri

    rdefabri Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Brilliant!

    Actually, I must confess...I considered going lawn mower racing a few years back. You should see the "FX" class - highly modified, but still a lawn mower...they can get up to about 50 mph!!!
     
  5. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    #5 GrndLkNatv, Dec 11, 2008
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    Yes sir!!! That's Ricky-Bobby "Chucky" Hamilton on the left driving the Bolens/McLaren MP -24 and Jean-Girard "Casey" Vettel on the right driving the YTD/STR 2010.. Top speed of 250 inches per minute!

    Live 2010 Formula 1 Video's from the last race in Monte Carlo, Kentucky!!!!

    http://cheap-lawn-mowers.com/Riding-Lawn-Mower-Racing.html

    Shake and Bake!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FIA F1 Specs for the 2010 cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Power
    25-hp V-Twin, air-cooled, iTorque™ Power System (which provides more lugging ability, full pressure lubrication, even cooling, and durability) provides excellent power and performance, easy starts and smooth operation.


    Performance
    5 U.S. gallon fuel tank with a large 3-inch fill opening located on the left fender makes adding fuel easy and helps eliminate spillage
    Twin Touch™ automatic transmission provides comfortable two-pedal foot control for effortless speed and direction changes
    Foot-operated traction assist locks rear wheels together for increased traction
    Low-effort manual steering provides a tight 22-inch turning radius and excellent maneuverability
    54-inch Edge™ Xtra Cutting System is designed to provide excellent performance in all conditions and operating modes including side discharge, mulching and material collection


    Durability
    Heavy-duty welded frame for the strength to operate a wide variety of equipment
    Built-in rear weight brackets
    Front axle is made of nodular cast iron; strong and shock resistant, it will not yield under heavy loads or impact
    3/4-in steering spindles provide the durability to mow more acres
    Internal wet disk brakes for quick stops and long life


    Convenience
    Heavy-duty CargO Mount™ attaching points are designed into the tractor for easy attachment of optional equipment
    Standard tool tray and cupholder keep tools and beverages within reach
    Color-coded controls are conveniently located for easy access
    Convenient dash-mounted fuel gauge indicates fuel level
    Standard hourmeter makes it easy to tell when oil changes and other maintenance should be performed
    Separate engine speed and choke controls make starting and warming up the engine easier in cold weather
    Mower deck height-of-cut control with rotary dial knob provides mower cut height range from 1 to 4 inches in 1/4-inch increments; on-board deck-leveling gauge located in the center of the cut-height adjusting knob
    Convienent spring-assisted foot lift system to raise and lower the mower deck


    Comfort
    Comfortable, high-back sit-and-adjust seat features 7 inches of travel; springs adjust for operator weight allowing fine tuning of suspension; open-back design allows air circulation to keep the operator's back cool and dry for a more comfortable ride
    Large 14-inch diameter steering wheel is comfortable to use and minimizes steering effort
    Full-length foot mats provide comfort for the operator while protecting the footrest area
    Roomy, uncluttered open platform and fender handles makes getting on and off the tractor easy
     
  6. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    If being the pinnacle of tractor technology is the secret of success, Lambo is a shoe-in for WDC and WCC.
     
  7. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    Rumor has it that Max and Bernie have been entertaining F1 entries from the following manufacturers:


    AG KING (10)
    AGCO (19)
    AGTRAC (1)
    ALLIS-CHALMERS (131)
    ANTONIO CARRARO AMERICA (4)
    BELARUS (8)
    BF AVERY (1)
    BOBCAT (6)
    BOLENS (4)
    BRANSON (31)
    CASE IH (103)
    CHALLENGER (17)
    CO-OP (3)
    COCKSHUTT (3)
    CUB CADET (40)
    CUB CADET YANMAR (14)
    DAVID BRADLEY (2)
    DAVID BROWN (1)
    DEUTZ (2)
    DEUTZ ALLIS (10)
    FARM PRO (7)
    FARMTRAC (15)
    FERGUSON (24)
    FERRARI (1)
    FORD (407)
    FORDSON (4)
    FOTON (3)
    HINOMOTO (2)
    HONDA (3) ---------------------------> Dropped out!
    IMT (1)
    INTERNATIONAL (372)
    ISEKI (9)
    J I CASE (43)
    JINMA (16)
    JOHN DEERE (892)
    KAMA (1)
    KIOTI (28)
    KUBOTA (608)
    LAMBORGHINI (1)
    LENAR (1)
    LONG (6)
    MAHINDRA (49)
    MASSEY-FERGUSON (269)
    MASSEY-HARRIS (16)
    MCCORMICK (16)
    MINNEAPOLIS MOLINE (8)
    MITSUBISHI (41)
    MONTANA (15)
    NEW HOLLAND (303)
    NORTRAC (1)
    OLIVER (14)
    PORSCHE (1)
    POWER KING (3)
    RHINO (2)
    SATOH (6)
    SHENNIU (2)
    SHIBAURA (8)
    STEINER (3)
    TAFE (1)
    TASKMASTER (3)
    TYM (16)
    WHITE (3)
    YANMAR (241)
    ZENNOH (7)
     
  8. ZUL8TR

    ZUL8TR Formula 3

    Feb 12, 2008
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    Chugging a 6-pack just before the race and having to finish another 6-pack during the race is required. During the race, you are allowed to toss your empties at your competitors' pit crews. If they catch them, they are then allowed to toss them back at you on your next lap by. Drivers that hit a crew member will be awarded 5 additional points. If a driver's can is caught and the crew member then hits the driver on the next lap, 5 points will be deducted from the driver's points.

    Those that chain smoke throughout the race can earn extra 5 points, but only if they light each new cig by using the previous just as it gets down to the filter. During the race, you are allowed to toss the butts at your competitors. If you set your competitor's mower on fire, you earn an additional 10 points.

    Losers are required to mow the race grounds after the race. If they complete the task by utilizing the Suburban Diagonal Cut, they are awarded an additional 2 points.
     
  9. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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  10. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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  11. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Single source engines won't happen. Spec Cossies for the back markers and the manufacturers can still build their own engines.

    No aerodynamics would actually be cool. But that's simply impossible. Standardized aeros is more like it. As it has always been.

    Spending less money doesn't bother me. Nor spending more. I just don't care what they spend to win.

    No more V8? Where did you get that from?

    I still don't get what all the fuzz over the new rules is.
     
  12. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    But I am wondering if that is smoke coming out of Hami's engine or ......?
     
  13. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    The winner not only get's a gold medal, he get's to put the tupperware bowl on Bernies head and use the clippers to give him a trim but the winner can't cut his hair shorter than the current bowl measurements that Bernie already has...
     
  14. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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  15. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The gold medals were just an idea tossed around by Bernie. Won't happen.
     
  16. GrndLkNatv

    GrndLkNatv Formula Junior

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    #16 GrndLkNatv, Dec 11, 2008
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    A last minute Swedish Entry, rumor has it that it has more horsepower than the rest and much better aero than all the other challengers!!!
    The new modular rims have been approved by the FIA and instead of Cosworth power, it has the famous Husqvarna powertrain!!!
    The push bar on the front is to get the challengers out of the way on the pit exit in case of a red light... You can only guess who will be driving this rocket!!!!!!!

    This will be next years WCC!!!



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  17. GrndLkNatv

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