Question for Rob Lay

And if you think Rob's tough-as-nails, wait until you meet Jennie !!!

 

LOL..

In today's economy??? HAA HAA HAA... I highly doubt it!

 

When flying acrobatics, Rob Lay doesn't spin the plane. He halts in midair and lets the world spin around him.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rob Lay.

 

When Rob Lays speaks....










Wall Street listens....

 

Rob lay hires nothing but the baddest for moderators. Here's a recent shot of some of the guys not considered tough enough for the job.
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Rob Lay once walked down the street with an erection................................there were no survivors.

 

Ferrari-Chat is like Ferrari-Wine...not related to selling a new Ferrari car.
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Ferrari Chat is like Lolo Ferrari...not related to selling new Ferrari cars...
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On Rob Lay's last visit to the International Space Station, he did not use the Shuttle or Soyuz to return to Earth. He just jumped.

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Terry Phillips

 

And that picture was taken at the funeral of the last person who asked suspicious questions. (Note the picture of Dave on the far right.)

 

But for those that do- rich rewards

And it's Laura Ferrari

Back on topic: Most people fear the Reaper. Rob Lay considers him "a promising Rookie"
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Rob and Jennie are tough, but Mia rules the roost.

 

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Mia Lay. (Equal time for the cute one)

 

When his third grade English Teacher asked Rob Lay "What comes after a sentence?", Rob answered "you make an appeal".

Where Rob Lay goes to church, the guy on the cross is real.

Jennie is so tough, when you eat at her house she serves broken leg of lamb.

Once kidnappers held NNO for ransom and sent Rob Lay a piece of NNOs finger with the ransom note. Rob said he needed more proof.

 

Remember when Rob Lay thought about glancing at the dot-com bubble, and it burst?

 

Rob Lay can actually slam a revolving door shut.

Rob Lay doesn't wear a watch...HE decides what time it is.

There's only one hand that can beat a Royal Flush in poker...and it's Rob Lay's right hand.

 

Rob Lay does not go hunting because hunting implies that there is a possibility for failure....Rob Lay goes killing.

 

Chuck Norris drives a pick-up.

Rob's brother is named Frito.

Rob wouldn't bailout Lehman Brothers and we had the worst stock market crash in 100 years.

 

On the seventh day, Rob Lay told God to get off his butt and get going on all the other universes, and he'd better get the number of planets right next time.

 

hilarious, why didn't I think of that!

 

He still won't admit Ken's his uncle.

 

Rob Lay can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Ha! Even incorporates his last name.

Apple pays Rob Lay 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

-Chris

 

It is not widely known but Chuck was the fourth wise man.

He brought baby Jesus the gift of Beard.

The other wise men were very jealous and Chuck was left out of the story...

The wise men were all soon found dead of round-house related injuries.


Oh and another one, behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.

 

Rob Lay designed the California...and Ferrari is building it, as-is, out of fear of Rob.