Question for Rob Lay

Rob Lay is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Rob Lay once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rob Lay lives in Texas.
Rob Lay played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won a California

 

Wasn't Rob one of the founders of the Vande-Lay Industries company on the Seinfeld TV show?

 

OK, this is the best thread in months!! Im dying!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Batman shines a beacon of light into the sky when he wants to summon Rob Lay.

 

Rob Lay doesn't have blood. He is filled with engine oil.

 

Rob let Enzo use the name Ferrari.

 

It's not just engine oil, it's racing oil.

 

Rob Lay is the only person with supercruise. Mach 1.5 without an F-22.

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There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Rob Lay has allowed to live

 

Rob Lay can believe it's not butter.

Rob Lay and Chuck Norris both had their tonsils removed with the same chainsaw.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris was supposed to be on Mt. Rushmore, but their wasn't enough granite to make his beard.

Rob Lay actually directed most of the episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger. Rob just told Chuck Norris to do whatever he wanted. Those episodes won several Golden Globes and many more Oscars.


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And I think "café au lait" was invented by Rob's ancestors (on the French side of the family tree).

 

The real reason why Clark Kent has two first names....yep, his REAL last name is Lay.

 

The terms "Get Laid" and "Laying Pipe" were named after Rob Lay.

 

Rob doesn't write HTML. He wills it into existence.

 

Right.

Since his Uncle Ken died, Rob doesn't come to visit him in Aspen any more.

 

Rob Lay doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Rob Lay is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Rob Lay counted to infinity - twice.

Rob Lay can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

I don't believe this.

Rob didn't visit the space station, the space station visited him.

 

You guys are slaying me....This is my favorite thread ever.

 

The Navy has the SEALS. The SEALS have Rob Lay.

 

Rob Lay is so cool, when he goes to sleep, the sheep count him.

 

When you were a kid and wrote letters to Santa...they went to Rob Lay.

 

If you have five dollars and Rob lay has five dollars, Rob Lay has more money than you.



Apple pays Rob Lay 99 cents every time he listens to a song.




Rob Lay can eat just one Lay's poatao chip.

 

Rob Lay uses Tabasco sauce as eyedrops