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  1. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    The ''funny & true'' abbreviation/meaning of PORSCHE...
    Proof
    Of
    Rich
    Spoiled
    Children
    Have
    Everything

    right or wrong???
    waiting for ur replies!!!
     
  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Anyone know when school will be back in session?
     
  3. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

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    FERRARI

    Fix early repair regularily and restore infrequently
     
  4. DriveAfterDark

    DriveAfterDark F1 Veteran

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    FIAT.

    Fix It Again Tony.


    Naaah Fiats are cool small cars :)
     
  5. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    F.I.A.T.
    **** Italian Automobile Technology
    loool...
     
  6. Mang

    Mang F1 Veteran

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    keep this going.

    FORD = fix or repair daily..... :D
     
  7. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    B.M.W.
    Beautiful Mechanical Work
    or
    Biggest Metal Waste
     
  8. Steveny360

    Steveny360 F1 Veteran

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    FORD

    Found on road dead.
     
  9. fat cab

    fat cab Formula Junior

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    FORD

    First On Race Day

    SCCA
    Spoiled Children Crashing Another
     
  10. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

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    BMW = Bavarian Mercedes Wannabe

    BMW = bring my wallet
     
  11. 550Maranello575

    550Maranello575 Formula 3

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    F.O.R.D

    F**k Our Ride Died

    that was always one of my favorites
     
  12. ND Flack

    ND Flack Formula 3

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    Lots
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    Usually
    Serious
     
  13. msdesignltd

    msdesignltd Two Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    Mazda has purchased the rights the the defunct Lancia Beta...

    the first model out will be called the Mazda Beta.
     
  14. jefffromcanada

    jefffromcanada Formula 3 Silver Subscribed

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    PONTIAC

    Not very nice but................................Poor Old Native Thinks It's A Cadillac
     
  15. Ducky355

    Ducky355 Formula Junior

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    Lol.

    Started last night for me. Funny thing is... my post count goes up during the semester.
     
  16. ferrarilover

    ferrarilover F1 Rookie

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    FORD f***in' old rebuilt Dodge


    From my days selling Hyundais:
    Hyundai Sonata: (italian mobster accent on) "Sonata good car, Sonata bad car"
    the Hyundai Accident (Accent)

    When I sold Kia's it was near a military base and I had lots of customers in the military, and one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for.

    Chris
     
  17. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    V.W.= Very Weak!!!
     
  18. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for.

    K.I.A.= Killed In Action
    K.I.A.=Korean Inexpensive Awful
    K.I.A.=Kicked In Ass
    K.I.A.=Kills In Accidents
     
  19. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    AUDI=
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Affordable Using Double Income
     
  20. SergioAutoform

    SergioAutoform Karting

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    JEEP=
    Just Expect Every Problem
     
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    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    AMC -A Major Cost
    AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
    AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
    BMW -Big Money Waste
    BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
    BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
    BMW -Brings Me Women
    BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
    CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
    DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
    EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
    FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
    FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
    FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
    FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
    FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
    FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
    FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
    FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
    FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
    GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
    G. M. -General Maintenance
    G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
    G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
    GMC -Generic Made Chevy
    GMC -Get More Chicks
    GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
    GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
    GMC -Great Motor Car
    HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
    HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
    IROC -I Race Other Cars
    IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
    IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
    JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
    JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    KIA -Killed In Action
    KIA -Kills In Accidents
    LTD -Long Term Debt
    LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
    LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
    MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
    MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
    M.G. -Money Guzzler
    MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
    MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
    NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
    NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
    OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
    PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
    PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
    PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
    PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
    PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
    PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
    PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
    SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
    SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
    SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
    SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
    SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
    TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW -Virtually Worthless
    VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

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