P.O.R.S.C.H.E.

The ''funny & true'' abbreviation/meaning of PORSCHE...
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoiled
Children
Have
Everything

right or wrong???
waiting for ur replies!!!

 

Anyone know when school will be back in session?

 

FERRARI

Fix early repair regularily and restore infrequently

 

FIAT.

Fix It Again Tony.


Naaah Fiats are cool small cars

 

F.I.A.T.
**** Italian Automobile Technology
loool...

 

keep this going.

FORD = fix or repair daily.....

 

B.M.W.
Beautiful Mechanical Work
or
Biggest Metal Waste

 

FORD

Found on road dead.

 

FORD

First On Race Day

SCCA
Spoiled Children Crashing Another

 

BMW = Bavarian Mercedes Wannabe

BMW = bring my wallet

 

F.O.R.D

F**k Our Ride Died

that was always one of my favorites

 

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

 

Mazda has purchased the rights the the defunct Lancia Beta...

the first model out will be called the Mazda Beta.

 

PONTIAC

Not very nice but................................Poor Old Native Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

Lol.

Started last night for me. Funny thing is... my post count goes up during the semester.

 

FORD f***in' old rebuilt Dodge


From my days selling Hyundais:
Hyundai Sonata: (italian mobster accent on) "Sonata good car, Sonata bad car"
the Hyundai Accident (Accent)

When I sold Kia's it was near a military base and I had lots of customers in the military, and one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for.

Chris

 

V.W.= Very Weak!!!

 

one day a guy from the military told me that a lot of military people will not buy a Kia because of what the letters stand for.

K.I.A.= Killed In Action
K.I.A.=Korean Inexpensive Awful
K.I.A.=Kicked In Ass
K.I.A.=Kills In Accidents

 

AUDI=
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Affordable Using Double Income

 

JEEP=
Just Expect Every Problem

 

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -A Major Cost
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
BMW -Big Money Waste
BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW -Brings Me Women
BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
GMC -Generic Made Chevy
GMC -Get More Chicks
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
GMC -Great Motor Car
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
IROC -I Race Other Cars
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA -Killed In Action
KIA -Kills In Accidents
LTD -Long Term Debt
LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

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