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I'm Feeling Uneasy.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm feeling really, really uneasy.

    A sense of dread.

    No idea why.
     
  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Take Ex Lax and get a good book! :)
     
  3. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Nothing can change a frown to a smile like taking a big ****.
     
  4. DrStranglove

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    Blow job should cure all your worries for a little while!
     
  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Now aren't you going to feel bad if I blow an aneurysm?


    :)
     
  6. anunakki

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    Psychic premonition about the coming Alien Apocalypse ?
     
  7. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Actually, yea I would. :(
     
  8. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Well....ummm...Ok....what's your phone #?


    ;)
     
  9. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Actually I'm feeling better as I got the last pesky patient out the office. WooHoo!!!!
     
  10. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I think a nice long afternoon drive might put a smile back on your face.

    Hop in the Dino, drive north/northeast until you see Algar Ferrari, then call me. I'll buy you dinner.

    DM
     
  11. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    you mean like DRIVE the car?


    I was planning to clean in tire treads with a Q-Tip this weekend.
     
  12. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Actually the q-tips are for the air vents and other hard to reach places.

    I suggest a toothpick for the treads, that way you can get all the crud out.

    DM
     
  13. 8 SNAKE

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    Perhaps it's because the U.S. looks a lot like the Titanic right now, and our gov't looks a lot like Capt. Smith?
     
  14. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    What if his feeling of impending doom is a premonition about a horrible upcoming car accident? Maybe he shouldn't drive?

    Or maybe he is too scared to drive, and while staying at home, a burglar breaks in and kills him?

    Or maybe he decides to call a cab, and the cabbie gets hijacked on the way to Uro's house and a psychopath posing as a cabbie shows up?



    Uro, I predict your death is unpreventable. The only unknown is the # of years, days, minutes until that time. So, may as well make the best of what ya got left!

    Don't you feel better now?
     
  15. PeterS

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  16. wax

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  17. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I wish!
     
  18. 8 SNAKE

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    Uro, how many times have you changed your avatar this week alone?
     
  19. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Take some atenolol or something & have a glass of red wine. Or a shot. I think you are having a panic attack... It aint that bad once you get a handle on it.
     
  20. GuyIncognito

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    shooting range, stat.
     
  21. Hoodude

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  22. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ^^!!! Didn't expect THAT!!!!! LOL!
     
  23. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm tellin' ya, Doc - you must get that book.

    It is chock full of wit and wisdom which you will understand, and, unlike many a compilation, not tire of.

    Hoodude and I both have had copies for eons.
     
  24. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    What's it called? Life in Hell?
     
  25. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Ever since Kitty Fishsticks left I've been adrift.
     

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