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  1. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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  2. tonyclifton

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    that is the stupidest fricking thing ive ever seen
     
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    who? i'll work cheap
     
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    Hmm, interesting. Maybe I'd hire him to scare someone else, but me, for three days? No thanks, I'll pass...
     
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    you knew a kid named penny wise?
    i went to school with a guy named pound foolish
     
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    I went to school with Johnny Hopkins!
     
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    I think thats rad
     
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  9. GuyIncognito

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    hey Jerry, can you design an anthropomorphic clown doll? Would be a killer Halloween prop.
     
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    But....that's normal for you. :)
     
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  11. Ferrariman355

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    I should start a business like this here on campus.
     
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    Lot of them out there already... clowns in all forms are huge halloween items..
     
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    LOL!


    Actually what I think would be hilarious is to have a clown sidekick/henchman for a few days. Have him follow you, order things for you, go and approach random people and talk to them about you, etc. "Talk to my clown..."
     
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    "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."

    - Jack Handey
     
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    "Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?"

    - Jack Handey
     
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    Thats freakin funny dude ! That could be a recurring skit on SNL
     
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    You could eat lunch at Morton's with your clown, who honks a horn after every joke. He could drive you around in a little Chevy Aveo or otherwise small car.


    And, for a George Carlin "Keep People On Their Toes" moment you have the clown chase you running down the street or through a mall, and then you chase him the other way.


    Then, you encounter your arch rival: a rapper who has a whole entourage of 'urban' clowns. They ride around in a white Phantom with polka dots.
     
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  18. zoRob

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    Same here.
     
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    What the hell? That is one of the most messed up things I have read...

    But I would so pay to see it happen.
     
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    I already have a clown following me , but here we refer to him as supervisor.
     
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    I remember a comedian doing a deal talking about doctors prescribing him pills to get him out of his depression, and complaining about the cost of the meds. So he was like "Why not hire a clown to follow you around?" "He could make you laugh and get you out of your depression, you know- (in a funny voice) "turn that frown upside down, hahaha."

    I don't remember who the comedian was, but it was funny.
     
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