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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by UroTrash, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 UroTrash, Mar 4, 2009
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    This is just a great story I'd like to share with you guys!

    I was drawing a glass of water from the tap and I realized that since the glass of water contained about 4 moles of water molecules and molecules so rapidly mix in the ocean, that there is almost indisputable odds that contained in the glass are some actual molecules of water that Enzo voided sometime in his life time!

    Just think, one or more ACTUAL molecules of water that were INSIDE of Enzo Ferrari himself!

    Once I realized the significance of the glass of water I added some red food coloring to make it Rossa Corsa red in honor of the rich Ferrari tradition!

    Once I got started I made 20 of these. I'm saving #1 (Haha, get it???? :) ) for myself but I'd be happy to share the other 19 with my FerrariChat pals. For $250 I will sent you a glass just like the one pictured POST PAID! Hurry, they won't last!
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  2. duskybird

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    #2 duskybird, Mar 4, 2009
    I'm getting some popcorn!
     
  3. David_S

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    #3 David_S, Mar 4, 2009
    But a mole of water weighs about 18 grams. An 8 oz cup of water is somewhere around 224 grams. Seems to me that either your tea cups are REALLY small, or you're offering well more than just 4 moles for the money. Sounds like a deal! Do you take Paypal??
     
  4. Red 27

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    #4 Red 27, Mar 4, 2009
    Freeze it and carve it into a cavallino rampante. Sell it for $1,000,000.00. You only need one customer. It's all about marketing.
     
  5. Pantera

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    #5 Pantera, Mar 4, 2009
    I got some beer! :D.
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #6 UroTrash, Mar 4, 2009
    As you can tell, it is a SMALL punch cup.


    I'm selling quality, not quantity here.
     
  7. Terculees

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    #7 Terculees, Mar 4, 2009
    You people are gross. If I wanted to drink human waste, I'd just pour myself a shot of Crown Royal.
     
  8. agup48

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    #8 agup48, Mar 4, 2009
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  9. sailquik

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    #9 sailquik, Mar 4, 2009
    Tell the truth, did Husker put you up to this?
     
  10. OCFerrari

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    #10 OCFerrari, Mar 4, 2009
    Well played, sir, well played!
     
  11. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #11 UroTrash, Mar 5, 2009
  12. Drive550PFB

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    #12 Drive550PFB, Mar 5, 2009
    No offense, guys, but this thread is bad. I didn't "REALLY" need to see it.
     
  13. Etcetera

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    #13 Etcetera, Mar 5, 2009
    I was thinking about this.

    In order for your math to be correct, Enzo Ferrari would have had to displace 4.2 millions gallons a SECOND every second over his entire life in order for your cup to contain 4 moles of the same water that went through his system.

    I realize your post was made in jest, but the reality of my argument is immutable.

    I gather that you are a urologist and can recognize the special nature of a person that can pass 4.2 millions gallons...etc etc. The recoil alone would have shifted magnetic poles from South to Nor...wait...that actually happened.
     
  14. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #14 UroTrash, Mar 5, 2009
    Korr, did your mother drop you on your head?

    Were you raised by a polar bear?

    My Authentic Enzo sample is likely to contain ONE OR MORE MOLECULES of erstwhile Enzo body fluid, not 4 moles!

    Am I wasting my time here?
     
  15. Steveny360

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    #15 Steveny360, Mar 5, 2009
    After seeing the expense of just owning a Ferrari mug and the cost of a major I think I am going to pass. Thanks for the offer though.
     
  16. ferrariartist

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    #16 ferrariartist, Mar 5, 2009
    does it come with a certificate of authenticity?

    also, now i'll never look at Ferrari's P series cars with out thinking of this... ):

    GT
     
  17. UroTrash

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    #17 UroTrash, Mar 5, 2009
    Of course, I can make it say anything you like.
     
  18. sailquik

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    #18 sailquik, Mar 5, 2009
  19. TexasF355F1

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    #19 TexasF355F1, Mar 5, 2009
    LOL
     

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