How strange ....

hmmmm.....good question...

I think ole Beelzebub would probably have a 512...

Or a TR...

Just sayin'



Mike in Kuwait

 

Pentagram wheels?

599..

 

"I was sitting in my car with the window down & out of no where this man comes over to me, holding a Bible in his hand & says "Why do you drive the devils car" then walks off ............."


If you bought the car new, I can't see how there could be any issue as to ownership ....

 

In the movie Bedazzled, Lucifer (Elizabeth Hurley) drives a Diablo. Just saying.
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Brilliant!

 

probably with tinted windows also.

 

There's yer problem, you were sitting.......shoulda been driving!!

 

Hey, you traded your soul for that car fair and square! It is your car now!
With great apologies to Charlie Daniels:

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a track and drivin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a race driver too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you drive a pretty good Chevy, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a Ferrari of red
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Johnny warm your oil up and drive your Chevy hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny Ferrari in red
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his door
And he said I'll start this race
And fire flew from his exhaust tips,
the Diablo's exhaust boomed bass

....

 

Should have just informed him that the old Pope used to have an Enzo, making his comment impossible. Ferrari is God's car!

 

Ferrari was so confident of himself that the legend has it he refused the old Pope to be given last rites.

Anyway, everybody knows that the Devil drives a Corvette StingRay and wears Prada.

 

In the movie Family Man, I think an angel drives Nic Cage's Ferrari 550.

 

Devil's car has to be a Diablo.

The damned's car has to be a beige 4 door Camry automatic

 

How do you know for sure?

BTW, many of us have met the devil on a dark streetcorner in Las Vegas - he said: "Take a chance, Cowboy - you got 5 cards, I only have 3."

 

I always thought Lucifer to be more a raging bull fan

 

I'd bet that there's a forum somewhere on the internet where someone is posting right now - "So I was having a little fun, walked up to that Ferrari and said to the guy at the wheel "Why do you drive the devil's car?" and walked away... you should have seen the look on his face!"

 

He walked off because he realized you might be the devil since you were in the devil's car..

I would have chased him for a few blocks !

 

Then give him a ride,,,,,

just ask for his soal in return.

 

You drive a Ferrari, what do you expect?
Heaven won’t take you and hell thinks you will take over

 

I would think that the devil drives an F40. That car is always trying to kill people.

 

Happen to notice if he was wearing socks ?
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Having checked my records I can say that I have never owned said car. So the gentleman was indeed mistaken.

 

Maybe he meant that with the $$ you spent on your car, you could have helped a lot of homeless, sick, tired, poor . . . (fill in your own blank) people and THEREFORE it is the devil making you do it.

I had a guy come up to me in high school and say, "that devil music is polluting your mind." I said, "hmmm, I guess I like it polluted."

Who knows why people do what they do? But that is bizarre.