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What is the Proper Etiquette?

Discussion in 'Drink, Smoke, and Fine Dining' started by UroTrash, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Suppose you are visiting your new girlfriend in sweltering downtown Charleston.

    You're sitting on the couch, drinking a beer she has kindly given you.

    After about 1/2 the beer, you take a big swig of your beer (straight from the can) and immediately you detect a live roach* in your mouth.

    Next step is...




    *Yes, I realize no self respecting Charleston roach would FIT in a beer can. I'm talking a German roach which is light brown and about 1 inch long.
     
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  2. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I'm thining, spit it out and yell, "There's a ****ing roach in my beer!!!" would be acceptable.
     
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  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Yup, pretty much what I did.

    I later married her.

    27 years ago.


    **Nursing students are not housekeepers it seems**
     
    UroTrash, Apr 22, 2009
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  4. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    I was wondering what the he11 you were doing "dating in downtown Charleston......"

    Nurses are so HOT!!!!!
     
    BigTex, Apr 22, 2009
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  5. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    The upside is you could drop by Ben Silver and pick up a nice necktie......
     
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