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  1. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    nobody wins anything.

    no counting.

    no dots.

    no word games.

    you don't have to post.

    hell, you don't even have to read it.
     
    GuyIncognito, Apr 23, 2009
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  2. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    the other day I was
     
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  3. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    walking through the forest wearing nothing but socks and boxer shorts when
     
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  4. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    a couple of wiseguys hijacked my thread!
     
    GuyIncognito, Apr 23, 2009
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  5. snj5

    snj5 F1 World Champ

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    So some guy told me that Ferrari recommends changing timing belts every 3 years - is that true?

    My girlfriend just told me she wants to break up with me but I still love her - what should I do?

    M&Ms - Plain or Peanut?

    And look at the picture I found - isn't it cool?!?!
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  6. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    What thread?
     
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  7. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    1. Yes and no. I own a 348, so I split the difference. I change the left belt every six years and the right belt every three years.

    2. Bang her sister until she's cross-eyed and has a permanent waddle.

    3. Reese's Pieces.

    4. That was my second post.
     
    Etcetera, Apr 23, 2009
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  8. GuyIncognito

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    oh yeah, can I borrow $500? TIA.

    ;)
     
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  9. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Sex change operations are that cheap now?
     
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  10. toggie

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  11. snj5

    snj5 F1 World Champ

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    I'm having trouble changing the windshield wipers on my Enzo - what do you guys do?

    And, I have a good deal on a low-time Gulfstream G6 that I've not used that you guys can have cheap.

    (Although none are known to exist) I have Phil Hill's actual 156 Sharknose in a secret location. I will talk to serious buyers only and can arrange a viewing after a deposit is made. I have attached the picture below as proof positive I have the car. I will only talk to serious buyers who are rich enough to buy this car.
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  12. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    1. Drive faster.

    2. Gentries plane was, IIRC, A Dassault Falcon 900.

    3. Good luck. :p
     
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  13. PAP 348

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    FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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  14. Ferrarista3

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    .
     
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  16. beast

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    Then what is the point?????
     
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  17. Dcup

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    Id hit that !!
     
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  18. beast

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    You would hit a beagle that has a set of bolt on's:D
     
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    What WOULDN'T you hit?
     
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  20. GuyIncognito

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    yep, and its for Ashwin!
     
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  21. AustinMartin

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm laughing m head off!!!
     
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  22. agup48

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    Ouch, you deserve it more than I do Chas.
     
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  23. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I dunno Ashwin, I've had a rough day. I was racially profiled while driving my 430 through East St. Louis. Damn po-po thought I was a banker. I told them I was just a simple crack dealer. they called me a "cracker" and trampled my rights.
     
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  24. beast

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    Pimping Ho's in E. STL again??????
     
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  25. GuyIncognito

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    once you go black...
     
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