Flashed while driving a Ferrari

I have a question. Who's driving that car?

I've never been flashed but I have received emails from "Young Women Looking For Older Men".

 

I'll second that..Never in a Ferrari or other exotic, but once in a Jeep Golden Eagle out side Fenway Park, Boston.
Somethings you never forget.

 

+111111111111111111111111

 

Never flashed but I get mooned about 25 times per day.

 

Never flashed, but I did have a dildo thrown at me from a limo by a bunch of drunk bachelorettes. Oh, the stories I could tell!

CW

 

Now THAT'S funny. How would you explain that to your insurance company if it did any damage?

 

...there's gotta be a crack about proctology in here somewhere but the other wags will have to do it...

 

Any chance you could forward those emails?

 

I hope you guided these young woman on where to find "Older Men"..........

 

I really could have really done without the visual. Now my dreams will be haunted for days on end. Thanks a lot! Next time someone even smiles at me while I'm driving. My foot will have already buried the bats out of hell pedal to the floor.

 

Rick, you have my deepest sympathy.

 

Seen her before...
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I'm with Napolis on this one... You're lucky they didn't swerve into you or something!

 

OMG I just laughed so hard I almost blacked out...

 

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The EXACT same character came to mind when I saw the pic!!!

And THAT is the one that came to mind for most of us, based on the thread title.
If only....................

p.s. - I still wouldn't mind a Christy Brinkly flash today . . . . 20+ years later. She's still got it, and I don't care if she'd be my "older woman". If only................... (again)

 

+10000 I would really have second thoughts about bringing it up.. Note to self... have barf bag handy in glove box..

R

ps 5 of the Rick scale????? wtf!!! lol

 

I was in my Porsche in NYC- she was walking, our eyes met and voila- her skimpy white t-shirt went up to expose perfect, mammoth breasts. I was impressed (my wife -who was sitting next to me-less so) haha.

 

With a group of guys in the car I was flashed in Waikiki by a street professional, but in an old clunker not even a Ferrari. I think my friend's wife was in the car with us! LOL

I was with an Fchatter in his car, and at a light some girls ran across the street to talk to him.

 

Thankfully, it was rubber, I think, because it bounced off the windshield. The guy behind me must have had a stroke, though.

Yup, would have been an interesting chat with the insurance company. For sure.

CW

 

Never happened to me but it happened to my father about 12 years ago in my SL500. Needless to say, he was very happy to tell the story.

 

Talking about cars and boobs..I found out the purpose of the Sport Suspension in my Porsche when i was driving with a young female friend of mine in the passenger seat. She had a nice cleavage and the boobs to go with it..so i turned the sport suspension on (people who rode in a new Porsche will know how firm it becomes..) just to see them bounce up and down..Thank you Stuttgart !

 

and your copilot said WOW did you see the DICK on that bug????

 

that office or the meth clinic