Stopping Pranksters?

12-gauge....twice in the air when they show up.



Mike in Kuwait

 

Are they from people you know?

What happened to the suggestion of dirty work boots and a copy of guns n' ammo on the porch?

 

Oh, in that case, when they show up, call the police and tell them you thought you just heard a 12-gauge go off....twice...

"Oh, sorry officer, must have been a car back-firing.... my mistake.... oh, and thanks for catching those 'ruffians'!"



Mike in Kuwait

 

Then you deserve it.

 

BWAAAHHAAAHAAAAA *breath* HAAHHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA



Mike in Kuwait

 

As AustinMartin would say....That's Cold!

 

I guess the answer is to let them TP your house…while you ‘re wrapping their car shut with that plastic packing wrap. It will be parked just up the road I’d guess.

 

THAT is an excellent idea....

MOST excellent!

Mike in Kuwait

 

Dig a few holes in your yard in dark areas and cover them with leaves. When they step in and hear a snap it won't be a branch breaking.

 

Oh boy, have you got this one coming. Just have your garden hose ready to knock all the tp out of the trees in the morning. Set your alarm an hour early.

 

If they're smart, they fed you the wrong day on purpose so you'll sit up all night on your porch like a doofus, only to come back and do it at another time...

Double whammy!

 

Find as much dog **** as you can and spread it around the yard. Although you'd be left with picking it up.

 

If they live down the street, keep lookout, when they come to your house, go to theirs. Watch the show Homewreckers: http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/homewrecker/series.jhtml

 

Throw a party at your place and have a good time?

 

Get a water cannon/gun, and when they come, nail the tp rolls with water, and they won't unroll.

 

precision at it's finest!

 

Or the alternatives, glue and feathers or water and flour.