Any Singapore Ferrari owners?

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_382278.html

Wah if its;

A Pretty girl: Hope you get well soon, you need me to get anything for you? Take care yeah, when you are well take you out for a nice meal. Sayang

A Fat girl: WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU?? DONT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO GO U.S? TOO MUCH FATS IN THOSE BRAINS ISIT? WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU BY THE WAY

 

Hmmm its really quite alarming, with the 1st reported case here. I'll say that there're more unreported cases floating around, so be sure to be careful! Luckily with the Mid year exams here i doubt i'll be anywhere other than home.


Oh and KDK, sigh...
But what if the large areas are confined to her chest?

 

My holidays start next week

 

I've got a paper on thursday, on friday and more after the June hols

 

Your mouth's full of virus! If Man U loses tonight, I'll have you quarantined when you're back

 

2-0 and Man U is losing.. lol..

 

Seems like their supporters not doing too well lately too LOL

 

Well, looks like someone is going to get quarantined soon...

 

Actually their supporters' friends are worse off... some has gone bonkers while others are in a rapid state of decay!

 

Since your holidays coming up here is some tip on how to impress your date, crush...girls are rather media savvy these days, so in order to get through the chatter, they need to be "shocked and awed" so here is one way of making an impression..works well with girls who tint their hair

Guy walks up to girl- "Hi there, me and my buddies at that table was wondering if your carpet matches the drapes"


Bet she will swoon over you, but in case it doesnt work, make sure the bouncer escorts you to your car or taxi after the night out.

 

Hahaha you really are FOS
but it made my day

 

What the hell! LOLOL

 

Hahaha this is one of the best pick-up lines I've ever heard!

 

Try it! It works. Women get turned on by bad men. Why be nice when everyone around her is doing the same thing?

 

Very high on the shock factor and quite low on the awe factor, hahahahahaha!

 

Totally

 

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_383190.html

There is a lesson to be learnt here my fellow men,

When you are 18-25 - No may not mean no
25-30- No is negotiable
30-40- Yes cause I am horny
40+- No means NO!

Moral of the story, when you are 40 and look like that, you better pay cause no freebie.

 

LOLOL

"Then he said, 'Good things must share',' she recalled. She ignored him and walked out. "

 

For sale, a deal you just cannot resist!

4th Generation Honda Civic

CLICKY

 

Back! very tiring but well worth the trip.

 

Leeds were playing? I am confused...

 

Prolonged exposure to high altitudes is linked to prefrontal lobe dysfunctions

 

Now that leeds are in the 3rd div... i also support other teams that play against United.

 

I've been in Sydney, Melbourne & Brisbane for the last 1.5 weeks, and haven't seen one Ferrari or Lambo out on the roads. That can't be a good economic sign, or I've just been looking in the wrong place. I was also surprised to see 5 F599's on the William St showroom floor as well.

 

Just when I wanted to announce that this forum is rid of all the old fogeys, they are back!