FBI wrecks an F50 in Lexington Ky

To those of you that cancelled family reunions, called in sick from work, and organized parties for friends in anticipation of an "announcement" today, I regret to inform you that due to a schedule change our venerable US Court system, any update to this saga will be tomorrow, possibly wednesday at the earliest.


As soon as I receive any update on proceedings, I will be happy to share. Since the proceedings involve a possible plea from the party charged, it still remains inappropriate for me to discuss any details.

I realize this will cause much consternation amongst inquiring minds....be strong, be patient....

 

and stay thirsty, my friends

 

No, stay ignorant, my friends
And interesting.
AT&T is involved too, as they screwed up the iPhone apps too. Bastages. Drug-addled prigs.
Worse than doctors, which, BTW, had nothing to do with the theft or the crash and are not involved in any of the federal cases ongoing. YMMV. Though someone will inevitably blame Jas for global warming too.
I told you to shut the cars off when you're at work

 

Thank you for the update thus far Jas!

 

The wait is killing us Jas!!

 

If I go take a shower am I going to miss out here? I have been sitting here clicking the refresh for days

 

00J's going to swoop in and spill it as soon as you leave.

 

Speaking of which, did you get my message? You free that weekend? I'm chartering the boat this weekend...

 

Where is the promised update?

 

Here.

>8^)
ER

 

10: Go to 20
20: Go to 10

I'm sure I messed that up.

 

The deafening sound of silence....

Did they ALL get arrested?

 

Has the judicial system wrapped up the case yet? Yes, I'm very bored at work.

 

Still waiting.

 

okey dokey.

Enough already with the "I'm still waiting" stuff. He'll post when he feels he can. And if he never feels he can, we'll all wait for it to hit the papers.

DM

 

But I don't get the paper

 

Then I'll violate every copyright law I can imagine and post it for you here.

DM

 

00Joe will do that for us.

 

You're the best no matter what they say.

 

Well that's obvious, isn't it?

I'm thinking of publishing a book about the whole thing when it's over.

Ok, maybe a magazine article.

Perhaps a pamphlet?

DM

 

How about printing it on a roll of TP... and selling it on F-stuff

 

BRILLIANT!!!

Stay tuned.

I'll wipe out the competition...

I'll post huge paper profits...

I'll roll out the product next week...

I'm flushed with excitement!!

I can go on and on...






But I won't.

DM

 

See if you can make the product reusable so we can all get a per use royalty.

 

Nah, I think one and done is a much better idea.

Recyclable yes, reusable, no.

I will, however, extend a courtesy flush, er discount, to all fchatters who order in the next ten minutes, because, you know I can't do this all day.

DM
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Jas...what's really going on here...its the 15th for the love of God.