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  1. SefacHotRodder

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    #1 SefacHotRodder, Jun 11, 2009
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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

    or

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.


    heres pics of my GF for you guys cuz i know you'll ask...










































































































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  2. agup48

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    #2 agup48, Jun 11, 2009
    ROTFLMAO!! :D :D
     
  3. ag512bbi

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    #3 ag512bbi, Jun 11, 2009
    Have a 3some. Keep it in the family!
     
  4. toggie

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    #4 toggie, Jun 11, 2009
    Thanks for posting the pic of your GF. She is a hottie, for sure.
     
  5. jk0001

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    #5 jk0001, Jun 11, 2009
    She looks like mine, only mine is more chunky.
     
  6. Wade

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    #6 Wade, Jun 11, 2009
    Post some pics on the Ex GF website!

    Then upgrade GF Supreme
     
  7. ScuderiaShield

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    #7 ScuderiaShield, Jun 11, 2009
    That was awesome! Thanks man you made me laugh out loud!
     
  8. REMIX

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    #8 REMIX, Jun 11, 2009
    I was totally hoping this was for real. What a letdown...

    RMX
     
  9. junglistluder

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    #9 junglistluder, Jun 11, 2009
    HAHAHAHAHA! :D
     
  10. GuyIncognito

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    #10 GuyIncognito, Jun 11, 2009
    nice one, Chris :D
     
  11. BT

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    #11 BT, Jun 11, 2009
    No need to kick the GF to the curb. Just wipe the GF's inside with a soft rag, and your dad's meat juices should come off pretty easily. Dispose of the rag as you wish, or better yet, teach your dad a lesson by making him wipe the inside of your GF down! Don't use any caustic cleaners as the natural flavors built up on the GF will be forever lost. Then you can continue putting your own meat in the GF.
    :)
    BT
     
  12. venusone

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    #12 venusone, Jun 12, 2009
    You have that young testosterone vigor but your dad has skilled time honed expertise. Who has the best body? Most size? Smoothest tongue (sexist bed talk)?
    Clearly your dad does not respect you at all or would not have gone there. Dump him & the GF.
     
  13. darth550

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    #13 darth550, Jun 12, 2009
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh, that's rich!
     
  14. cicatrix

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    #14 cicatrix, Jun 12, 2009
    Coming from you, this sounds almost homo erotic... I think I will take a break from off topic.
     
  15. venusone

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    #15 venusone, Jun 12, 2009
    So are you homo erotic phobic?
     
  16. amslb182

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    #16 amslb182, Jun 12, 2009
    lol that was funny
     
  17. bernardo66

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    #17 bernardo66, Jun 12, 2009
    He put his meat in that???? Wow...talk about S&M!
     
  18. toggie

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    #18 toggie, Jun 12, 2009
    S&M? Sausage and meatballs?
     
  19. bernardo66

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  20. cicatrix

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    #20 cicatrix, Jun 12, 2009
    No, I'm just scared to run into you in a dark alley.
     
  21. 275 GTB

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    #21 275 GTB, Jun 13, 2009
    Hope you and your Dad enjoy the weiners!!
     
  22. DriveAfterDark

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    #22 DriveAfterDark, Jun 13, 2009
    What does GF stand for (other than girlfriend)?
     
  23. agup48

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    #23 agup48, Jun 13, 2009
    George Foreman
     
  24. TheMayor

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    #24 TheMayor, Jun 13, 2009
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  25. agup48

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    #25 agup48, Jun 14, 2009
    I see your GF likes it on the bottom. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool :D
     
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