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  1. DaleDoback

    DaleDoback Rookie

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    I thought since I'm getting older and I don't want any more kids that I would perform my own vasectomy. I mean really, who needs a trained physician, certainly a person can do it themselves.

    I was quoted 2000 dollars to have it done professionally....Cant be more than a snip and a couple stitches....


    Last week I performed a root canal with a pair of channel locks and an exacto knife on my wife. That went well so who needs a pro......




    Do you guys really do your own majors?
     
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  2. James-NZ

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    **reaches for popcorn**
     
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  3. enginefxr

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    I'll get the beer.
    Gotta see how this comes out.
     
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  4. 285ferrari

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    $2000 for a major? That's crazy!!
     
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  5. James-NZ

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    Let's have a party!!
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  6. junglistluder

    junglistluder F1 Rookie Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I believe he meant the vasectomy :eek:


    And regarding the original question, i live by this saying: "if you want it done right, do it yourself"
     
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  7. F1dreamer

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    What's the over under on total destruction?
     
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  8. enginefxr

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    Do us all a favor. Perform this "DIY" vasectomy with a chain saw, and spare us any more destruction to the gene pool.
     
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  9. MarkJ

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    Yep... without anesthesia!
     
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  10. ernie

    ernie Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    On my gosh.

    Does anyone comb their own hair, or shave their face? What is it for a shave and a hair cut these days $20?

    Does anyone clip their own toe nails, after all a podiatrist knows the feet better than you do.

    Holy cow, is any one crazy enough to do their own taxes? Shock, shock, horror, horror. How much does a CPA charge $350-$500.

    Are you crazy enough to pump gas in your car? Don't you know the gas fumes could explode?

    Oh what are you thinking driving yourself to work? Do you know that there are paid professional bus, taxi cab, and subway train drivers out there?

    Paint your house? Are you nuts? Paint fumes are bad for you.


    Does anyone do their own major..............give me a break.

    Only 12 posts and this guy already sounds like a troll.
     
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  11. PSk

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    A Ferrari is just a friggin car ... get in there and learn and do it right.

    Pete
     
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  13. F1dreamer

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    And James saves the day.............
     
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    AceMaster Three Time F1 World Champ

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    the over/under is 1/2 ---> give me $100,000.00 on the over
     
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  17. 50hdmc

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    uh, fix the exhaust leak into the cabin first........
     
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  18. AceMaster

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    LOL
     
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    hahaha - lololoo love it....
     
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  20. davehelms

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    Brian is the one with the big ears....
     
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  21. saw1998

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    Which one of you plays the banjo? :)
     
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  22. F1dreamer

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    I have a tshirt that I will supply to you. Its says on the back, "Paddle faster, I hear a banjo playing" Got it form an outdoor shop in town.
     
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  23. davehelms

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    I still haven't mastered snapping my fingers in time with music. I keep re-watching "The Jerk" and consider it motivational....he has all the tallent.
     
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    Friend of mine picked up that same shirt at Walmart.
     
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  25. F1dreamer

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    That has to be in my top 5 of the funniest movies ever made. "I was born a poor black child", and him trying to snap his fingers and tap his feet to the music about made me pee in my pants.
     
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