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If You're Going to Screw Around With Someone..

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  1. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    ... what model owner would be the WORST to screw around with???

    Vintage?
    3X8?
    355?
    F40?
    F50?
    456?
    550?
    575?
    612?
    Enzo?
    P4/5?

    Personally, I think the each different model owner 'group' is very capable of returning much more than you think you're giving...but would be VERY afraid of mucking about the P4/5 owner...:D (he has friends... lots of friends... everywhere)

    Sy (Angelis) in the 348 section has outted and owned a 'stalker' (and did so very handily, I might add)...We all know DrS and his powers of BS deduction, as well as a number of others here...

    But, my question is... whom would you hesitate, most of all, to screw around with???

    Just wonderin'

    Mike in Kuwait
     
  2. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Tell a 308 GT4 Dino owner he has "Almost a Ferrari" (the slogan from the Dino ads!) and witness the wrath. :)

    (I have nothing against them, fun little cars. Please don't throw Molotov cocktails at my home.)
     
  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    I'm not feeling the love in this thread.
     
  4. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Where I live, it's the owner of a '79 Chevy Stepside with a gun rack and a mean dog in the bed!
     
  5. toggie

    toggie F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I can't imagine anything worse than crossing a 246 Dino owner that is also treating some affliction with your private parts! :)
     
  6. anunakki

    anunakki Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    355 owner because more than likely they recently received a $10k+ repair bill and probably are not in a good mood !

    ;)


    How about TR owners ? They are so scary they didnt even make the list ! We all know they are drug dealers
     
  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    TR owners are too busy trimming their 5:00 shadows and alternating pink and white suits to fight.
     
  8. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    At least they OWN one :D
     
  9. Whisky

    Whisky Three Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    And don't forget the obligatory '#3' sticker in the back window.
     
  10. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Maybe that's why he didn't put GT4 or 246 Dinos on the list, because they're not real Ferraris.
     
  11. Ferraribot

    Ferraribot F1 Veteran

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    I know a trial lawyer who used to have a TR and I certainly wouldn't screw around with him!
     
  12. Modenafan

    Modenafan F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    or 360/430 owner's. ;)
     
  13. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    I have a friend (EX-Crim defense attorney) who used to represent Hells Angels.

    His Rolls Royce license plate read: CRYM PAZ :)
     
  14. BT

    BT F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    And supposedly the GT4 owners aren't real Dinos either. Tough spot to be in for sure!
    :)
    BT
     
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    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    A wooden F50.
     
  16. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I would say F40 owners would be the best (worst?) combination of smart, wealthy, and educated about the car to make your life living hell if you tried to screw with them.
     
  17. Ferraribot

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    uh-oh, watch out, those guys are badass!
     
  18. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    OK..........I'm trying to think of a good one, so please finish the following:

    How many F40 owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     
  19. RSQP

    RSQP F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Not to hijack the thread, but a friend of mine pulled up next to a guy in what looked like a 1967 Shelby Cobra but had chrome that looked a little too perfect for a 30+ year old car. The guy in the Cobra was looking around, feeling on top of the world. My friend rolled down the window and asked him about his car. He said it was a Cobra. My buddy asked if the numbers matched and the replicar owner looked at him not knowing how to respond. My friend asked again, the kid asked him what he was talking about, and received the response "Exactly."

    Back to the regularly scheduled program, my vote goes for the p4/5 owner because they would pick apart any inconsistency you had on you - your watch was set too fast, your shoelace was untied, or a hair was out of place. I wouldn't stand a second and I wouldn't know what had hit me.

    Never mess with somebody in a custom van, especially if you have a family and value their livelihood. Moreso if they live in it.
     
  20. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

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    Hey Hey Hey!!!!!!:mad:..............................................................:p
     
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  21. MS250

    MS250 Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    20 of them............



    19 of them to talk about how fast they can do it, and one that actually does it ;)
     
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    None. F40 owners screw in pools of vomit :)
     
  23. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    This thread finally has a chance to get exciting!
     
  24. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    I just can't wait until 10 years from now I can rebadge a 2003 Maserati Coupe as a Ferrari because it was a division of Ferrari at the time. And the engine is kind of the same.
     
  25. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    I think I speak for Dino owners everywhere:

    OUCH <rolling on the floor holding my e-balls>
     

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