I posted the Singapore pledge once... but my recommendation is to say something wise and memorable kakakaka
so a wife is a thing? like a rock? or something ??? yikes ........ if my wife heard me say that, i'd he dead ...... in a heartbeat .......
u want ME to say something memorable ??? i can things u will NEVER forget ... but it will also get me banned permanently ...
u mean something like this --- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Errrr ya something like that... but perhaps something softer and something that will not scare the kids.
perhaps something a tad more profound --- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...