Favorite Movie quotes

From The Last Boy Scout:

Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

From The Blind Side:

Michael Oher: Sorry coach, I stopped when I heard the whistle.
Coach Cotton: Where were you taking him?
Michael Oher: The bus, it was time for him to go home.

Another from the Last Boy Scout:

Jimmy Dix: You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?
Joe Hallenbeck: And then some.

Last one from The Last Boy Scout:

Milo: You think you are so cool, don't you? You think you are so cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

I just wanted to start a thread on favorite quotes. I have a few more. I will not post them so others can post something!

 

TOP GUN

"I feel the need, the need for speed"

"This is what you call a high target environment"

LeMans

"Racing is life, Everything else is just waiting"

 

Big Trouble In Little China (the entire movie is filled with brilliant lines but here are some favs)

Jack Burton : "Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."

Jack Burton : Can I ask you a serious question?
Gracie Law : Absolutely not
Jack Burton : Can you at least consider...
Gracie Law : Sure, but not with someone in your condition
Jack Burton : Let's talk about my condition, just what's wrong with it?
Gracie Law : You should try standing where I am....it's Miller time!

Jack Burton : what's in the flask, magic potion?
Egg Shen : yeah
Jack Burton : good thought so, what do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen : yeah
Jack Burton : good thought so

Jack Burton : It's like I told my last wife. 'Honey,' I says, 'I never drive faster than I can see.' Besides, it's all in the reflexes.



Last Boy Scout has lots of great lines as well !

 

UNDERCOVER BROTHER

"I'm too much man for my own self."

 

Full Metal Jacket

"Who's the slimy little communist sh**, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? "

 

Buckaroo Banzai

"No matter where you go, there you are"

 

Animal House :

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

Jaws:

"We need a bigger boat."

 

"Sh!tter's Full!" -Uncle Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


"So what do you like to do?"
"Play chess. Screw."
"Well, let's play chess".
-Sheriff Bart and Jim, Blazing Saddles

 

Man that movie is full of greatness

 

I just watched that last night, that scene is the funniest one in the entire movie, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

authentic frontier gibberish!

gotta love Uncle Eddie!

 

I watched "This Is Spinal Tap" a few days ago...

"Listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo."
-- Terry Ladd

"You can't really dust for vomit."
-- Nigel Tufnel

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
"They were still booing him when we came on stage."
"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."
-- David St. Hubbins
(three separate quotes)

 

More Tap:

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

 

From one of my favorites:

Claire: It's just an inappropriate response to get a headache in the presence of a miracle. It's... tasteless!

Davis: While we got a moment here, maybe you can explain something to me I never understood. What is the theory on this handkerchief thing? I mean, after you blow your nose in it, you put it back in your pocket and then you see someone in distress and you like give them this gift from your pocket and they are suppose to be grateful as they wipe it all over their face.

Davis: That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

 

From one of my favorite movies. Anyone know it?

"If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's a meeting worth going to, isn't it? And that's the only kind of meeting you should ever concern yourselves with."

 

full metal jacket:

1. who's the communist twinkle toed **** sucker that just signed his own death warrant?

2. same movie while private pyle is climbing the obstacle: get up here pyle! whatever you do, don't fall down! that would break my ****ing heart... are you quitting on me???? THEN QUIT! YOU SLIMY WALRUS LOOKIN PIECE OF ****. I will motivate you pyle...even if it short ****s every cannibal on the congo.

 

analyze this:

"what are you krazy?! Thats the mouth that kisses my kids at night!!!"

 

Do you mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O'Hara, that Tara, that land doesn't mean anything to you? Why, land is the only thing in the world worth workin' for, worth fightin' for, worth dyin' for, because it's the only thing that lasts.

 

''Run Forest, run!''

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''You wanna play rough? Okay, here we go. Say hello to my little friend! ''

''I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.''

''Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!''

''Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eating *****?''
''How am I gonna get a scar like that eating ***** man?''

''Come on, pelicans! Fly, fly away!''

''I got ears, you know. I hear things.''

 

Push the button, Max! -- the Great Race. As a kid, I thought this was hilarious.
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KS was great in that one!

 

Ha ha. I loved this movie.

Max - Car No 5 the engine falls out.

Professor Fate - Ha ha...number 5....ugh...Max...we're No 5...

 

NOW! would you give a man some fightin' room????

 

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

I picked the wrong week to quit _______!

This movie still cracks me up!