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  1. joe sackey

    joe sackey Five Time F1 World Champ

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    Thank you.

    Are you leaving? Or getting a Countach? Not sure what you mean...
     
  2. joe sackey

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  3. gamby

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    Fortunately the CT owners here clarified that they aren't quite so horrible to live with.

    That clip really bummed me out when I first saw it. :)
     
  4. joe sackey

    joe sackey Five Time F1 World Champ

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    Entertainment, that's all.
     
  5. gamby

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    Yeah--I have a feeling ol' Captain Slow would still enjoy owning one.
     
  6. gurslo

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    I would like to know what the critics have in thier garages.
     
  7. joe sackey

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    Well here is what Clarkson said on Times Online:

    "As a 14-year-old boy when I first saw a Countach, I couldn’t believe any of it. Not the noise. Not the lowness – it was only 42in tall. Not the vast rear wing. Not the monstrous size of the tyres. And certainly not the claims that it would do 270km/h. At the time, you must remember, the world was a slower place so 270km/h was about Mach 6.’

    ‘It was many years before I actually got to drive one, and oh my God ... as disappointments go, this was like getting your girlfriend’s kit off for the first time and discovering she had an Adam’s apple.’

    ‘The steering wasn’t heavy. An elephant is heavy. A school is heavy. An American is heavy. The Lambo’s steering was in another league. Sometimes, you’d try to turn the wheel to go round a corner and, for a fleeting moment, you actually thought the whole system had jammed.’

    ‘And then there was the clutch. If they’d set the pedal in concrete, it would have been easier to depress. And all the while, you were rammed into a space that was tiny and very, very hot. I’m sure you’ve all seen The Bridge on the River Kwai hundreds of times, which means I’m also sure you remember the box in which Alec Guinness was made to live. Well, imagine being in there, on a sweaty day, while doing a full SAS workout, at 270km/h. That’s what it was like in a Countach.’

    ‘Parking, however, was even worse because you could not see out of the back, at all. The window would only wind down an inch. The car was wider than the owner of a Cheshire tanning salon and, to complicate everything even more, you could be assured you would be trying to get kerbside while under the scrutiny of a very sizable audience.’

    ‘You might have imagined as you took delivery of your new Lamborghini that you would spend the rest of your life drowning in girls. Afraid not. Because you didn’t step out of a Countach; you crawled out, sweating, exhausted and dehydrated to the point of death. Sex? It was the absolute last thing on your mind…"



    Having said all that, he included the Countach on the list of his All-time Favorite cars!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtQPjgzV1kA
     
  8. 2NA

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    Who could ask for anything more? :D
     
  9. gamby

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    I love Clarkson. lol

    That comment reminds me--how in the hell was Walter Wolf able to steer his Countaches w/ those tiny F1 steering wheels he had on his cars??? Smaller wheel + heavy steering = tears
     
  10. joe sackey

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    Yeah Clarkson let his guard down on one show and said words to the effect:

    "they are too hot inside, downright uncomfortable, too loud, difficult to drive, smelly, impossible to to see out of ... God, I want one!"
     
  11. Testacojones

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    Clarkson = funny

    Tiff = information
     
  12. raymondQV

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    just as a general remark, the clutch of my 1992 Audi S2 is heavier than the one of the countach!
     
  13. SMS

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    And Derek Daly PRAISES the Countach as a driver's car in the article a few pages back.

    Remind me what racing titles Clarkson has again......
     
  14. He should have given a real review of the 512 against the Countach. Then Clarkson would have to say "this gear box takes longer than a good cup of tea to warm up, just to use second gear. The headroom is tighter than the pants I wore as a youtt, the petrol fumes from the motor would gag a maggot". Haha
     
  15. joe sackey

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    So true.

    But actually that was Derek Bell, 5-times Le Mans winner.
     
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  19. S_A

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    Now when there is some scale model posts; has anyone information which is this?
    [​IMG]

    I don't know the manufacturer of this, 1/43 is the size. And there is just Lamborghini Countach text on the base. Nothing else.
    And I think this is LP5000S or Quattrovalvole or...
     
  20. ApexOversteer

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    Not that it compares to Bell's record, but Clarkson does hold a Bonneville standing mile record for production cars.
     
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    I'm gonna let you finish Joe, but Pantera had one of the best kit car Countach threads on ferrarichat! LOLOLOLOL....
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  23. joe sackey

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    I could not resist.
     
  24. Testacojones

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    Lol, how pathetic...but fun, Clarkson is a good fella.
     
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