Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?

 

Such a racist story....not even worthy of being called a joke. I'm appalled..!!!!

Tell us a few more.... : : :

 

LOL.
*this is not to offend any nationality or ethnic background.
what about chicken and broccoli?

 

Awesome,you sick bastard.

 

it takes one to know one!

 

VEwwwy, VEwwwy Fuwwnnie........

 

There's more to this story.........

After they finally were able to 'do it'....the wife got pregnant. In 9 months, they had a black baby, and were very puzzled by how that happened........... The doctor just shrugged, and said "well, I guess two Wong's don't make a 'white'!!!

 

did they name him Barack?

 

And there's even more...

Know what they named the baby?



Sum Ting Wong!

RM

 

good one!

 

So this guy is watching TV and hears a tapping at the door.
He opens the door to find a arge snail sitting there.
He picks the snail up and throws it!
6 months later he is watching TV and hears a tapping at the door.
He opens the door to find a snail sitting there.
The snail says "What's that all about?"

BT

 

good one!