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New busines..Strip Club..?

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  1. roytoy2003

    roytoy2003 F1 Veteran

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    Well this may be the best time ever to open a Strip Club in the PNW Seattle Area.

    Today's plea agreement with the US Federal Prosecuter and the Carlucio family could make this the right time. He has agreed to close all FOUR of his clubs, Honey's Sugar's Rick's and Foxe's in exchange for remaing out of jail for the remainder of his life. He is 92 years old currently.

    Ther will be a glut of un-employeed "Elf's" as will as an industry like it or not, that will need to be replaced....

    UHMMMMMMMMMMM New name let's see

    "CATS KITTY CORNER"
     
    roytoy2003, Apr 28, 2010
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  2. ApexOversteer

    ApexOversteer F1 Veteran

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    There is this guy I know... goes by "Shamile"... hands down best "talent scout" in this industry. Get in touch with him and he can fill the roster inside a week.

    You'd have to call the place "Doors Up"... but that is a little thing...
     
    ApexOversteer, Apr 28, 2010
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  3. Tony Ierardi

    Tony Ierardi Formula Junior

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    I just had to click on this thread...
     
    Tony Ierardi, Apr 28, 2010
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  4. Shamile

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    Dear Lamborghinisti,

    Ooooooh......I just "lit up" !


    How about "The Cat's Meow"

    I can see a bunch of hot strippers and a bunch of hot Lamborghinis....all in one place.

    That could really be a tourist attraction.

    I say, do them....I mean do it!


    Shamile

    Freeze....Miami Vice !
     
    Shamile, Apr 28, 2010
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  5. toggie

    toggie F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Some possible names:

    "House of Cats"

    "Feline Groovy"

    "Pole Cats"

    "ELF Central"
     
    toggie, Apr 28, 2010
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  6. EarlyCat

    EarlyCat Moderator Moderator

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    Cat's Exotics, or is that one taken :) ?
     
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  7. anunakki

    anunakki Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    It really is puuurfect isnt it ?


    Running a strip club is a lot of drama...trust me.
     
    anunakki, Apr 28, 2010
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  8. Shamile

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    Dear Lamborghinisti,


    ...those are my panties !

    ...no they're not!

    ...give them back!

    ...."rip" ...oh no you didn't !

    ...pull, yank, squeel, snap!

    Hmmm.....drama I could live with.. : :D


    Shamile

    Freeze....Miami Vice !
     
    Shamile, Apr 28, 2010
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  9. boiseferrari

    boiseferrari Formula 3

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    Total pain in the a** to run a strip club but can be fun too. Are the clubs in Seattle nude or bikini?
     
    boiseferrari, Apr 28, 2010
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  10. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    It is perfect.

    Or flip it around, 'Exotic Cats', 'Cats' Exotic Cat's'

    And for some reason I thought of this....'Lampuurghini' ;)
     
    TexasF355F1, Apr 29, 2010
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  11. TheGasman

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    Everyone knows:

    Cat Sex otics is the only way to go.

    Or Cat's Sexotics.
     
    TheGasman, Apr 29, 2010
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  12. sjberg40

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    Nude, but no alcohol.
     
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  13. ilconservatore

    ilconservatore F1 Veteran

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    ok, I'll bite...

    "Roy's Toys"

    "Cat's Litter Box"

    "Hi Mileage Hotties"

    "The Scratching Post"

    totally unrelated, but I always wanted to name a strip club "The Cherry Pit"

    Go for it Roy!

    Always the best certified-preowned girls in the business, but for your own safety be sure to get a ppi.
     
    ilconservatore, Apr 30, 2010
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  14. ilconservatore

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    What about the "Garage"?

    "Honey, I'm going out to the garage for a couple hours"
     
    ilconservatore, Apr 30, 2010
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  15. qvpower

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    instead of garage why not call it the convenience store.... :) Honey Im just going to the convenience store to get some candy...:)
     
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  16. rcm360

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    There is a bar in Victoria, Kansas called "The Library" and there is not a book in the entire place.
     
    rcm360, Apr 30, 2010
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  17. qvpower

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    honey, I am going to the library to return some books and check out some newuns.... Ive been meaning to check out my favorite book by Jack London... Call of the wild...
     
    qvpower, Apr 30, 2010
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  18. Bas

    Bas Four Time F1 World Champ

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    please put up a camera om the dressing room Roy...and link it to the internets

    :D
     
    Bas, Apr 30, 2010
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  19. ilconservatore

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    "But my name is Candy"
    Just keep dancing baby
     
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