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  1. b27

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    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    What's the most you've been able to fit in?
     
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  3. jmillard308

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    Ask a NZDer :)
     
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    One on yer lap at a time,the rest don,t matter
     
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  5. Aircon

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  6. XTREMEIND

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    John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
    Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
    she writes him a check.

    Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies: "Since Rudd took over, the country has
    gone to hell, so it's a local call.
     
    XTREMEIND, Jun 2, 2010
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  7. Aircon

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  8. Aircon

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    I just got a facebook friend suggestion.

    Tony Bennett.

    First Phil Hughes, now this?

    Why does FB want to send all the losers to me?
     
    Aircon, Jun 3, 2010
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  9. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    funny isn't it ?

    Facebook reminds you just how close you are to a bunch of dills, it keeps suggesting my family !!!!

    I'm trying to get away from them you idiots !!
     
    moretti, Jun 3, 2010
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  10. Steveny360

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    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
     
    Steveny360, Jun 3, 2010
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  11. Aircon

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    lol

    how politically correct :)
     
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  13. b27

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    I'm gunna need a few more beers Speedy, that wasn't funny.
     
    b27, Jun 4, 2010
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    This is so Strange!!!!

    A. Did you know that the word "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?

    B. Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

    C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking arseholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, towel headed, bomb-making, goat-shagging, raggedy-arse bastards with you"?

    How weird is that???
     
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  19. SPEEDCORE

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  21. SPEEDCORE

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    In this thread? Show me.
     
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  22. b27

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    PP posted the Toll incident 4 posts above yours. ;) And yes, Scaramouche post of the Porsche was done in another thread by ME. :D So he's OK, you're just slack Anthony. :p
     
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  23. SPEEDCORE

    SPEEDCORE Four Time F1 World Champ

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    :( :( :(

    I been internetless! I didn't even notice his post :(
     
    SPEEDCORE, Jun 6, 2010
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  24. moretti

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    C is the only one I believe :confused:
     
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