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The Bridge

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  1. nsxter

    nsxter Formula 3

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    #1 nsxter, Jun 19, 2010
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2010
    A man was driving his Ferrari along a Florida beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The driver pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to *Hawaii *so I can drive over anytime I want.'
    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! *I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. *Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

    The driver thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
    wish that I , and all men, *could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

    ***************************************************************** *
    God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
  2. RP

    RP F1 World Champ

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    Exactly!!

    But trying to figure out women is just a catalyst for brain death. But then, they have a hard time understanding that we have two heads with which to think.
     
  3. Stephanie

    Stephanie F1 World Champ
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    Hahahahaha!! Good one, Bill! Thanks for sharing.

    Don't worry, the feeling is completely mutual. We can't understand you crazy boys either! :)
     
  4. nsxter

    nsxter Formula 3

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    Stephanie, so what you are saying is the door swings both ways, go figure. ;)
     
  5. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

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    New boobs beat old boobs... what's so hard to understand????
     
  6. ILuv4Res

    ILuv4Res F1 Veteran
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    Do you like the radio or to ride the bus?
     
  7. TheCarcierge

    TheCarcierge Formula 3

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    is that the short bus or the long bus?
     

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