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The Official Bay Area Ferrari Owners Group (FOG) Rally & Breakfast

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  1. 1974gt4

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    ...mmmm,I remember it well; Chinese food prepared by Mexican Americans....tempting...but no.
    I resist.
     
  2. RSQP

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    #3527 RSQP, Oct 25, 2010
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    Add 8 ounces of fresh squeezed orange juice to help curdle the dairy while he tries to keep it down. An "Italiani Dreamsickle". Ask for it by name.



    And the soundtrack will be Dick Dale's Miserlou.
     
  3. Vraiment

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    Throw a quart of olive oil into the mix!

    How much will it cost us to witness this?

    Name the figure!
     
  4. 1974gt4

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    ...my gastronomical friends really are....

    4RE..talk some sense into these people !!!
     
  5. RSQP

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    Beats having gastrointestinal friends.
     
  6. SKUSA

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    Boy a lot of discussion on how to inflict pain on our friends.... but if it must be so, I have a suggestion. :) The previously mentioned parties, Italiano and Sledge4.2 will consume the various gross and unhealthy items. The kicker that should level the playing field is that once the aforementioned toxic substances are consumed, Sledge4.2 will then ride shotgun with Italiano in his golden chariot until the first party tosses their cookies (this might not last very long, ok the ride will be a minimum of at least 3 miles, even it the vomit presents itself within 300 feet). In light of Italiano's driving history Sledge4.2 will be required to wear "protective gear" to avoid soiling the inside of the golden chariot. By the time the ride is over we may have have Italiano + 0.7.

    We will need thoangs professional video skills so that the appropriate slow mo videos can created and played on an endless loop during the awards ceremonies. Personally I will not be present as the very sight of these bodily fluids induces me to personally contribute more to the bucket. I know, I am in the healthcare field... we all have our issues.

    All of which leaves me to wonder... Why do most women think men are so childish and a bunch of pigs?
     
  7. 4RE886

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    ^^^Beautiful...just beautiful.
     
  8. Vraiment

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    I never imagined a chat board could be so much fun! I suggest that if there's agreement on the post-gorging drive, that the route be from the top of Mt. Tam down to Mill Valley, no stops!
     
  9. Sledge4.2

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    no good will come from any of this....
     
  10. butcher

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    Italiani, do you truly realize what you are doing? Remember when you said that there were flames coming out of the rearend of my car? Drink all of the milk in that little time, and I think your exhaust will be running a lot "richer" than mine.
     
  11. RSQP

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    I beg to differ. This (not the by-products of said events) are the substance from which legends are born.

    Italiani! Italiani! Italiani!
     
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    #3537 Vraiment, Oct 25, 2010
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    There should be additional hazard pay for Italiani. How risky is the beer? But the milk -- the pus, hormones, growth factors, herbicides, rocket fuel, pesticides, BGH, aluminum, dry cleaning solvent, bovine leukemic viral cells, bacterial hazard, lactose, IGF-1 ... such risk just for the entertainment of his FOG brothers? This man should be appropriately compensated.
     
  13. butcher

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    This may also give you that extra "turbo boost" in the long straights when you have a scud or R8 taking up your rearview mirror.
     
  14. RSQP

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    Ok. I'll throw in $20.

    Italiani - you know who your real friends are.
     
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    Wow, we're up to $65!

    Whooohooo!


    Italiani, time to get out your Spiegel Catalog!
     
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    Just 8 posts away from dashing the Spotter's Thread's 5 year posting hold!
     
  17. Sledge4.2

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    Alright, just to make things interesting (and this wont make any sense to you EFI guys out there), I will throw in one free carb balancing, syncing or rejetting for the Golden Wedge to sweeten the pot.

    Geno
     
  18. RSQP

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    #3543 RSQP, Oct 25, 2010
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    What type of beer do you need to change the "or" to an "and" ?
     
  19. Sledge4.2

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    yes, but only for one carb :)
     
  20. 4RE886

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    Are you kidding your new Avatar came from this....I love it.
     
  21. RSQP

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    There was a kid in junior high that we called Cheez-Whiz, but I won't say why. Let's just leave it at that. There's no way you'll earn that nickname, even if you ate a case of the stuff.
     
  22. 4RE886

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    If you throw in a Birkin bag I am sure the lady's will be interested in joining the contest. I will buy a Birkin bag for any wife or significant other who can drink a gallon of milk and a can of cheese whiz and hold it all down for 1 hour. Geno and Italiani may have some competition.
     
  23. Sledge4.2

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    its an enticer for italiani
     
  24. 4RE886

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    Cheez-Whiz!
     
  25. 4RE886

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    ^^^And with those profound words above we are now the post leaders!
     

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