I will never go to heven.....

In an other thread I posted that I bought me a new Glass Targa top for my 308 Gts.
http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=303174

Then I got the question "can you post a pic with it on your car". hmmmm the answer has to be no, not until after X-mes. Way......well...you see My beloved soon to be wife and I are expecting a Child..... and when you are expecting a child there are a lot of things the soon to be wife says you must buy. Such as a Baby clothes, Baby buggy, Baby bed, Baby stuff, Baby pink, and so on ( Yes we know that it is a girl...)

So in this times of NOT spending to much money how do I buy and get away with a new roof to my Ferrari. Well I placed a call to my Father in law. He is also a sport car owner but English style, he has a Triumph TR 5. And told him to go to the workshop, Pay for the roof and then bring it to me as a Christmas gift. And I will act very surprised and say "ohhh what a surprise" and of course pay my father in law. And say to my beloved soon to be wife, what a nice father you have and what a nice surprise of him.

And we don’t say that women rules the world???

See you all in hell ;-)

MrSweden

 

Excellent work !

 

So I got distracted when you mentioned the TR5... do you think your same trick would work on my wife if I got my father-in-law to "buy" me a TR5 (or, heck, I'd settle for a TR250, since I'd probably have to import the TR5)?


BTW, congrats on the pending child and wedding!

 

See ya there! I think it will be very crowded

Clear your history, bro.
We all know how sharp chicks are.
They aint going to heaven, either

Oh yeah, -congratulations

 

lol!!

Nicely done.


PDG

 

If you believe that she will believe that story, you will be barred from Heaven NOT for lying but for being "excessively naive."

However, for the present, if you have a good relationship, she will make you believe that she believes your story.

 

Damn, they are smart, are they not??? ;-)

 

Somehow, sometime, she WILL find out. You will pay dearly. But, until then,......

 

Tis always better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission....

Always works for me


Jedi

 

Mr. Sweden.

Good work.

enjoy the simple ploys while you are newlywed.

Geno

 

Enjoy indeed. Somehow, these schemes only seem to work in the early days. After a while, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING...

 

She must not have access to this site......yet!

Wouldn't have been easier to have spent the same amount on your soon to be wife? You will get use to that new type of budgeting once you are married!

 

I have to be thankful!! My girlfriend/wife bought US a two post lift for OUR anniversary! When it comes to our cars she is on the same page!------------------- OK, OK, we already have our daughter well grown! Lost

 

What a woman!!!

 

Excellent life you have...


BTW, you can't get into Heaven if you can't spell it...

 

How's your Swedish?

 

"How's your Swedish? "

Good one!

 

Unfortunately, that's right. But it's how I get most of my stuff for the airplane and boat. After I "explain it," my lovely wife just nods and smiles. . .

 

You are blessed.

 

I love this one, but will it work for me, I´m not a Jedi yet ;-)

 

I'm not Swedish; sorry for the misunderstanding ...don't Swedish Ferrari owners go to Valhalla?

 

We just had our first child in May, at 3 months I bought my GT4.
My wife while supportive gave me bit of a stare... I told her she always wanted a baby and I always wanted a Ferrari. Now we both have expensive hobbies!

She wasn't really that thrilled I referred to our baby as "her hobby" but she's warmed up to it

An congrats btw!

 

Not you. . . "MrSweden," who spelled "heaven" as "heven."

He's not a native English speaker. . . I'm willing to give him some room (but not the 75% of native English-speaking f-chatters whose grammar is bad and who can't spell. )

 

+1.

 

Yesss, we shall all happily repose in hell, where our red cars will match the decor