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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 UroTrash, Nov 1, 2005
    No cheating. If all of the breasts listed below were sitting in
    front of you, which would you choose?


    Pick your boobs, and then look to see what psychiatrists think
    about you!


    Sorry you can only pick one pair.






    Big and round.

    Big and saggy.

    Fake and weird,

    Fake and huge.

    Small and perfect.



    NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think
    carefully what your choice will be!


    OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what psychiatric
    research says about you:



















    Big and round: You like them big and round.





    Big and saggy: You like them big and round only older.




    Fake and weird: You like Johnny's first pic in his raw thread.





    Fake and huge: You are John Lamour




    Small and perfect: you are a well adjusted adult well past your oral stage. You have done well in life and will likely retire young. You are funny and self effacing and but likely over analyze situations requiring large expenses. You are well liked, handsome and friendly although you may have imaginary pets.


    Feel free to post pictures of brownies and ice cream.
     
  2. 134282

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    #2 134282, Nov 1, 2005
    This right here:
    ...IS THE FUNNIEST THING i'VE READ ALL DAY...!!!
     
  3. darth550

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    #3 darth550, Nov 1, 2005
    listen to me closely.............................................

    BUY

    A

    CAR
     
  4. ^@#&

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    #4 ^@#&, Nov 1, 2005
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. NNO, this comes in a very very very close 2nd, possibly tied for 1st
     
  5. FarmerDave

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    #5 FarmerDave, Nov 1, 2005
    You left out neurotically self-aware, and full of funny schtick.
     
  6. Ryan S.

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    #6 Ryan S., Nov 1, 2005
    Small and perfect: you are a well adjusted adult well past your oral stage. You have done well in life and will likely retire young. You are funny and self effacing and but likely over analyze situations requiring large expenses. You are well liked, handsome and friendly although you may have imaginary pets. You also do not drive a Ferrari!





    that joke will only work if uro is the one who likes small and perfect woobers and if he is also the one who doesnt have an f car. Sorry, i havent been keeping up with everyones day to day lives. Also by typing this, i think i screwed up the joke.
     
  7. Spasso

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    #7 Spasso, Nov 1, 2005
    Thanks for the GREAT laugh, now people are looking at me strangly here at work...............................
     
  8. DMC

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    #8 DMC, Nov 1, 2005
    So, now that we know how the good Doctor likes them...

    I'm a leg man, myself.
     
  9. Modenafan

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    #9 Modenafan, Nov 1, 2005
    LMAO. I picked the Brownie again.
     
  10. DrStranglove

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    #10 DrStranglove, Nov 6, 2005
    Oh lord....
     
  11. ferrarigtofan

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    #11 ferrarigtofan, Nov 6, 2005
    Small and perfect are mutually exclusive, perfect means big and shaped correctly.
     
  12. luke9583

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    #12 luke9583, Nov 6, 2005
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  13. Dcup

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    #13 Dcup, Nov 6, 2005
    listen here mr lamour, if your gonna post boobie threads you best be changing that avatar to 2 hot chicks tonging each other..
     
  14. DrStranglove

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    #14 DrStranglove, Nov 6, 2005
    Hey Uro, could you provide photographic examples of the boobs you describe?
     
  15. Artherd

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    #15 Artherd, Nov 7, 2005
    Uro, I ****ing love you man.
     
  16. UroTrash

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    #16 UroTrash, Dec 27, 2010
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    Amazing the threads you stumble across looking for a pic of yourself, searching "young Uro".

    I got to admit, this Alheimers thing ain't half bad; I can find my own old jokes and roll on the floor!
     
  17. thecarreaper

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    #17 thecarreaper, Dec 27, 2010
    :)
     
  18. toggie

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    #18 toggie, Dec 27, 2010
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    Did you know you can page through all the pictures you've ever uploaded to FerrariChat?
    Click on "User CP" in the top menu (User Control Panel).
    The bottom menu choice on the left side is "Attachments", click on that.
    You can then scroll through the hundreds of pics you've ever uploaded.
    If you're looking for a real old photo, jump to "Last" on the page choices and start scrolling back from there.
    Pretty cool, huh?

    Here is the first pic I ever uploaded. (back on 2-10-2005)
    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=129254&d=1108040072
    .
     
  19. UroTrash

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    #19 UroTrash, Dec 27, 2010
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    Dag Nab, going to try that!

    I have 86 pages of pics!!

    I got no life.

    :(
     
  20. GuyIncognito

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    #20 GuyIncognito, Dec 27, 2010
    wow, that's pretty cool! I had no idea about that feature. and I have a measly 35 pages of attachments. Dean's attachments are bigger than mine :(
     
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    #21 Etcetera, Dec 27, 2010
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    #22 GuyIncognito, Dec 27, 2010
  23. wax

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    #23 wax, Dec 27, 2010
    Left: Pert
    Right: Perky
     
  24. DrStranglove

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    #24 DrStranglove, Dec 28, 2010
    .
     
  25. Jedi

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    #25 Jedi, Dec 28, 2010
    If I ever went to a Urologist and he gave me a breast exam questionnaire
    in the waiting room, I'd leave it it on an adjacent seat, BLANK, and move on.

    But I'd NEVER EVER EVER deign to ask for a "short interview - 10 minutes or less"
    of such a doctor to see if he might be someone whom I'd like to examine my "male
    needs" from a doctor... Oh, their time is VALUABLE I've heard.... not EVER to'
    be wasted or evaluated, unless I PAY for it first....

    :D:D:D LOL!!!

    Jedi
     
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